The Arrogant Worms

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A night on dildo


Umm, so this is a song about newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas,
E we can read!
Yeah, we can read!
Yeah, literacy!

Oh newfoundland, oh newfoundland, ya island in the sea
I love you oh so very much, I joined the ministry
To show you people round the rock when tourist seasons here
Although in my opinion it s a gem throughout the year
Well if youre one for swimming, dont think its outta reach
You can go and take a dip along groswater beach
I know the names misleading, thats quite a problem here
Instead lets go to goobies and have ourselves a beer

From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol ferryland
Come take a look at gander, blackheads mighty grand
Dont let the names deceive you, newfoundlands mighty fine
So spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the time

Well you can go to blow-me-down before it gets to dark (gasp)
Oh sorry maam, I should have said, thats our provincial park
Theres also whippet harbour, or maybe butter pot
Or maybe Ill just hit the pub Im feeling like a shot
Well you can sail on quidi vidi, or look at joe batts arm
Theres placentia and theres cow head (mooo!), theyre so full of charm
Get married down in kilbride, have a party in hate bay
Or have some screech in fogo and forget about the day

From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol ferryland
Come take a look at gander, blackheads mighty grand
Dont let the names deceive you, newfoundlands mighty fine
So spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the time
Okay, the drinkin verse

*sing drunkenly here*

From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol ferryland
Come take a look at gander, blackheads mighty grand
Dont let the names deceive you, newfoundlands mighty fine
So spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the time
So spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the time
So spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the time
Cod!

Special thanks to fiona younger for the spelling of some placenames.

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The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian musical comedy trio that parodies many musical genres. They are well known for their humorous on-stage banter in addition to their music.

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