Ok j’pars en mode Google Doc, je suis le capitaine Hadock,
Tu balances le beat et, j’ai des tics et j’ai des tocs,
ça y est tu me reconnais, tu m’as croisé sur la toile,
t’as kiffé ma vidéo, tu m’as mis les 5 étoiles,
Normal, t’as vu, le Cowboy est un Boss,
abonne au RSS ou va t’toucher sur bangbros.
STOP, j’ai mon profil sur Rotten,
et un nouveau trip de cul, c’est les vieilles en fauteuils,
Ok, tu le sais, c’est l’effet de la sensé,
mais je déconne, c’est l’effet pokémon ,
Plus de visites sur mon site, que de meufs dans ton village,
c’est la loose mec, mets toi au coloriage,
sur mon Macbook, putain je suis un geekos,
mon poisson rouge a un facebook et mon chien s’appelle lycos,
T’as une ptite bebla et tu te crois chaud,
commence par finir ton chocolat chaud.
REFRAIN :
Pour Kiwi et Cowboy en 3
D dans ta GameBoy,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Monsieur Dream que t’admires et ses vidéos qui déchirent,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Pour ce clip de gansta que tu mates en pyjama,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Même si on s’couche tard le soir, même si on finit pas nos devoirs,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Mon existence se termine en .com,
se mesure en bande passante, se calcule en nombre de comm’
J’ai pas d’idée à faire passer, que des vidéos à faire buzzer
j’passe plus de temps à la télé que j’passe de temps à la mater
Mon style est en HD, mes blagues sont en blu-ray
Tu m’kiffes tellement en vrai que j’fais ramer ton PC
Quand j’lis vos emails l’histoire c’est toujours la même
ça commence par « monsieur dream je t’aime » et ça finit à la corbeille
Depuis qu’j'suis né du HTML coule dans mes veine
et je suis l’plus LOL du web d’après une étude américaine
Ma vie est démentielle mais surtout virtuelle,
J’suis devenu c’que j’suis depuis l’ADS
L avec AOL
J’ai grandi avec le net, du caramail dans ma sucette
Du MSN dans mes chaussettes, du FTP dans ma poussette
alors arrête, arrête, arrête
tu savais pas parler que j’buzzais déjà sur internet
REFRAIN :
Pour Kiwi et Cowboy en 3
D dans ta GameBoy,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Monsieur Dream que t’admires et ses vidéos qui déchirent,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Pour ce clip de gansta que tu mates en pyjama,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Même si on s’couche tard le soir, même si on finit pas nos devoirs,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Hey yeah c’est Kiwi, représente Oui-Oui,
Tu m’écoutes à fond dans ta chaîne Hi-Fi
J’ai chauffé ta soeur pendant deux mois sur Twitter
comme dans un délire façon Street Fighter,
Elle m’appelle Ken quand je l’
Hadoken
C’est Monsieur Dream feat. la Velcrou Team,
Dailymotion ou YouTube, on en fait la couv’,
Hé ouais mec, tu nous entends sur Le Mouv’,
Hé ouais je tripe, hé ouais j’ai la trick,
Putain y’a un hic, tu t’es fait clashé par un geek,
J’te prends sur la NES, j’te prends sur PES,
t’es tellement soumis que j’te prends par les fesses,
mon flow est plus puissant qu’le bug de l’an 2000,
ma bite dans ta bouche, c’est connexion sans fil
REFRAIN :
Pour Kiwi et Cowboy en 3
D dans ta GameBoy,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Monsieur Dream que t’admires et ses vidéos qui déchirent,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Pour ce clip de gansta que tu mates en pyjama,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Même si on s’couche tard le soir, même si on finit pas nos devoirs,
tu mets cinq étoiles
Tu vas me download, download,
Le téléchargement progresse,
Tu vas me dowload, me download
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