Aah weet je?
Als je maar eerlijk bent he, dat is het belangrijk he
Dat je eerlijk bent, recht door zee, nergens doekjes om winden
Maja!
Da kan niet altijd he
Neeh!
Helaas, helaas, helaas, helaas.
Soms moet je gewoon, ja, rekening houwe, jahehjah
Ma als het kan, vind ik, moe je eerlijk zijn, moe je gewoon huppakee zegge wat je denkt.
Soms een beetje moeilijk he
Hmm
Laatst bijvoorbeeld,
Was ik bij vrienden van mij
Een jongen en een meisje
En..die hadden net een kind gehad
En die moeder laat mij heel trots dat kind zien
En ik zie dat kind...
Nouuuu..man k schrok me kapot!
Nee echt maar echt een hondslelijk kind, weetjewel?
Hondslelijk!
Nouja tuurlijk, op zulke momenten, snap ik heel goed, moet je gewoon zeggen wat je denkt.
Eh
Heb ik dus ook gedaan
Die moeder staat bij die wieg zo..
'Nou Hans eh...TADAA'
En ik kijk:
GATVERDAMME
WAT EEN GEDROCHT
Die lijkt wel 80!
Een soort gesmolten E.T
BLEEHHHH
Schaam jij je niet kapot???
Ik bedoel, jij jij bent ook niet mooi, maar dit is tog werkelijk dat je zegt...
GATVER
't Is maar goed dat moeder Liefde blind is anders had ie eh bij eht grofvuil gelegen hoor!
GATVERDAMME
Blabla
Nou, je zult zien dat mensen je daarom respecteren
Want ze weten wat ze aan je hebben
Maar dat softe gedoe man..
Sonst...iedereen is zo
Dat is het grote probleem
Hoe mensen kinderen opvoeden bijvoorbeeld, veel te soft man
Veel te soft
Die kinderen zijn straks weerloos, ten dode opgeschreven
Die kinderen kunnen zich niet handhaven in een keiharde wereld
Weet je, ik zou een goede vader zijn
Weet ik zeker
Zou een hele goeie vader zijn
Komt m'n zoontje bij mij
'Papa, papa, ik heb een tekening voor je gemaakt'
*zucht*
Ik sta uit het raam te kijken man!
Wat tekening?
Wat is 't, laat es zien
PFFFLSZZ
Wat is dit voor shit?
Ey loser, wat is dit?
Hier dit, wat is dit?
KIJK DAN
Wat zijn dit?
Wat z... Handen?
Dit zijn handen!
Dit zijn harken
Ja, en dit is de zon neem ik aan, jah?
Waarom lacht ie?
De zon is een bal met lava, lava lacht niet, lul!
Sjonge, sjonge, sjonge
Ben ik dat?
Ben IK DAT?
Oh ja, pappa is net zo groot als het huis
Tuurlijk
Och kijk, en mamma is kaal
Is niet leuk he? Mamma's ziekte belachelijk maken
Zal ik jou eens wat vertellen?
Ik denk, dat mamma ziek geworden is, door jou tekening
Ja, jij hebt geen gevoel
Jij bent een sadist
Ik zal je zeggen, pappa en mamma wilde helemaal geen kind
En toen kwam jij en alles ging mis!
Ga maar naar je kamer en maak er nog maar een
Nou, dit kind red zich, want het is weerbaar, snap je?
IS heel belangrijk
Maar je moet, je moet die kinderen niet zo ser, dat gezeik van die kinderen ook man
'Kijk pappa zonder handen'
Ja man, is een driewieler, flikker toch op man!
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