Giulia? Giulia! Eh?
Niente… Giulia, mi vuoi sposare?
Ma sei scemo?
Ma me devi rovina’ pure er giorno de San Valentino?
Cameriere?! Dammi una base
Shade!
E va bene, dai, lasciami, vattene
Tanto me ne trovo un’altra da sbattere
È San Valentino e tu mi stai mollando a cena per evadere
Ti ammazzo così tanto che fai la sposa cadavere
Ma quale sbattere, che io faccio la porca
Ma tu non sapresti sbattere manco la porta
Sei un maschio tarocco versione cinese
Fuori dalla chiesa ti lasciano il riso cantonese
Vuoi l’anello al dito? Sei così poco femmina
Che il prete dice: “Vi dichiaro marito e marito”
Sei femmina alfa solo sullo schermo
Non ti vuole stare dentro manco l’assorbente interno
Ma se a letto con te fingo sempre
Come quando mi chiedi: “Che hai?” “Niente!”
Quando vai a cercare siti porno da Google
Non fai in tempo a digitare che sei già venuto
Io di sito porno ne conosco appena uno
Ho anche l’antivirus per fare sesso sicuro
Tu sei così cagna che se ti presentano qualcuno
Non gli dai la mano, ma gli annusi il culo
Vedo tutte quelle a cui tu metti like
So’ così cagne, se le tocchi pure tu abbai (Wof!)
Io ci provo con te ma non duri mai
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