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St valentin


J'laisse la lumiere allumer
et j'garde mes chaussette
j'vai l'alimer jusqu'a ce quelle soit coucher et quelle voit des clochette

J'adore les p'tite coquine avec des couette
et des faussette
j'te rend misérable
tes copines vont
t'apeller cosette

J'ai des position inconue
pour que tu goute au vrai bonheur parce que j'me branle sur canal + et j'ai jamais eu le décodeur

Et le lendemain matin
elle en redemande
se mettent a trépiner
(ferme ta gueule)
ou tu va te faire mariprintiner

Jte l'dit genillement j'sui pas la pour faire de sentiment
j'sui la pour te mettre 21 cm
tu s'ra ma petite chienne et je serai ton gentil maître
j'ai une main sur la chatte une sur un sein et j'devient
empiteque j'te pren en vitesse en finesse j't'offre une pilule anti-stress excuse moi missness moi dégrader tes p'tite fesse
on fait notre bissenes en toute discretion j'en parlerai pas
j'te jure qu'on t'verra pas a la caméra

J'te f'rai l'coup d'la panne et j'temmenerai dans les bois
avant l'amour je s'rai romantique et j'te mettrai des doigt , j'boit , baise , jusqu'a s'que ten soi mal en point , je t'aime suce ma bite pour la st valentin

refrain :

j'aime pas trop les 14 février
tout l'temp seule a force de m'faire griller
j'te téje la veille et jte rebaise le lendemain
suce ma bite pour la st valentin (x2)

Ma démonte pneu Mr.l'demenageur
J'crache dans ta femme enseinte et j'te fait un bébé nageur
met toi sur messengeur j'tenvoi ma bite en émoticone
j'aime ta beauté intérieur quand tu remue tes sein en cilicone

Jeune homme en chien recherche le body neuf mortel
si j'oubli ton prenom j'oublierai pas ton numéro de phone-tel
toujours du credit sur mon forfait taspé ,
ma belle , met toi a genou et t'aura mon portrait cracher

Si tes gourmande j'te fait la rondelle a la margarine
j'aime pas celle qui avale , j'aime celle qui font des garcarisme
celle qu'on çue rester enfant moi j'lai soutien dans leur combat d'femme , du sex comme un conte de fée depui qu'jai mon bafa

j'respecte les chneck avec un QI en déficite
celle qui encaisse jusqu'a devenir andicapé phisique
le courant passe avec un doigt dans ta prise éléctrique
moi dabord je cléje et j'te téje , pui tu part au tri célctif

refrain (x2)

J'aime les chattes de goutiere et les aristochate
quand j'ai bu beaucoup de bierre
J'aime les chatte qui ne date as d'hier et celle qu'on pas l'bac ,
apres raport tes levre seront
netement moin compacte ,
j'aime les peau mate car leur couleur fais resortir le spreme ,
j'aime les moche parce que j'ai pas besoin de leur dire je t'aime ,
j'aime les blonde quand elle son bayonner ,
j'conclu toujours une penetration camrouner avec la balle au pied

on va s'embiancer sur du bioncé ou sur fond de music électro ,
j'aime pas les chatte percer ,
j'aime es chatte raser en ticket de mettro
quan tu s'ra loin de moi j'te prendrai dans tes reve , quelque fois dans le mois j'te ferai l'amour j'te frai l'amour pendant tes reve

Parce que l'amour rend aveugle tu voi trouble apres l'egac facial ,
branlette espagnol jusqu'a c'que tu gueule moutchas gracias ,
j'te met les stocat et j'te porte le coup fatal , sort moi dans ton estomac ,
t'es belle comme une double anal

On feras dans un parc , dans un apart ou dans ton lit ,
jusqu'a en perdre haleine , jusqu'a s'que tu prenne de la ventoline ,
j'sui romantique , suce moi la bite pendant que j'regarde le foot et ta parade de sperm avec mon foutre

vien bébé on va tester mes nouvelle mst (x2)

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