Parokya Ni Edgar

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The yesyes shoq


** You better get ready for the big surprise
You think its almost over but its only on the rise
Mental message by a visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute señorita
Triple the tequila just to highten up the flavor
Chuggin down on my j&b while checking up
the parts of my date's anatomy
Forget the brain, forget the personality
what im after is your effect on my gravity, like trinity
flyin' high with the kicks and
controllin' the game with my heavy duty joystick

(**)

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Flashin' some cash and some rockstar bullshit
going in for the thrill, movin' in for the kill
Got us a room in a fancy hotel and
We got everything we need, a big bag of money,
A bigger bag of weed and try to impress as we start to undress
Stop the press, we need to get this

(**)

I'd like to keep it goin' coz i got it goin on
but its Vinci's turn on the microphone so...

Ehem... my name is vinci and i am neat
I love pretty girls and i love to eat
I made this rap from my mind and i am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say im bad, but i am good, so shut up now and eat some food

Tsong ano bang problema mo? ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman nang tono, para kang nangangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment?
Sampung taon ka nang sikat, wala ka pa rin bang talent?

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo? mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling akong kumanta, alam mo ba yung picha pie?

Kung sa bagay, mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Di ba? kahit ikaw ang gumawa, alam nating mas ok nung ako yung kumanta

Tsong naman, please lang wag ka nang magyabang
at alam mo naman na pang backup ka lang at ilan
na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta? ilan?

Wala! eh ano ngayon...

Alam naman nating lahat na si vinch naman talaga dapat
ang vocalist ng parokya band, parokya ni edgar

Teka lang, one minute, pwede bang pakiulit
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Eh... bat yung ibang singers naman kahit hindi niya sinulat
ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko at ni Keno at ni Benedict Aquino
na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko... Sandali, wag ka ngang makulit
kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupit
Baka makatikim ka ng sarsuela de kamao
na si Listo el de Gato sa gulpihang de contodo

Talaga? hindi nga? tatawa na ba ako?
Hindi porke't koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwondo
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Sandali lang, wag muna kayong maglaban, bago kayo magsuntukan
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di-maunawaan
Sige na kiss na peace na please
Pangbayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nangyari sa iba
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula...

Alam naman nating lahat na mahal namin ang isat-isa
Walang iwanan sa parokya band, parokya ni edgar...
Band... Band...

Ah di ko alam kung pano tatapusin ang kanta
kaya ganito na lang bigla na lang mawawala

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Biografia

Parokya ni Edgar (English translation: Parish of Edgar) is a Filipino band that was formed in 1993 by a group of college students. The band is famous and most lauded for its original rock novelty songs and often satirical covers of famous songs. The band has since transcended musical genres, varying styles from one song to another - alternative rock to pop rock, funk to rapcore, and so on - while providing comic relief to their listeners.

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