Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural
Plant that grows in the dirt. You know what's not natural? Eighty year
Old dudes with hard ons. That's not natural, but we've got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys
Erect but we're putting people in jail for smoking something that grows
In the dirt?
You know, we have more prescription drugs now than ever. Every
Commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four
Minutes without thinking i have five serious diseases. Like, "Do you
Ever wake up tired in the mornings?" Oh my god, I have this, write
This down! Whatever this is, I have this! Half the time you don't even
Know what the commercial is, there's people running through fields,
Or flying kites, or swimming in the ocean. Like, that is the greatest
Disease ever! How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot
Chick and a puppy!
The schools now, it's all about self-esteem in the schools. Build the
Kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If
Everybody grows up with high self esteem, who's gonna dance in our
Strip clubs? What's gonna happen to our porno industry? These women
Don't just grow on trees, it takes lots of drunk daddies missing a lot of
Dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty
Bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed connection?
Sing sing sing... Sing your song... Sing for me... (Come on now, sing)
Sing sing sing... Sing your song... Sing for me... (Sing sing sing...)
Mastermind's not a word that comes up all the time, you keep hearing
About these, ah, these terrorist masterminds that are being killed over
In the middle-east. Terrorist masterminds! Mastermind is sort of a lofty
Way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not
Masterminds! "Okay you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack,
Then you get on the bus and you blow yourself up." "Why do I have
To... blow myself up? Why don't I put, uh --" "Who's the fucking
Mastermind here, me or you?!"
Americans, let's face it, we've been a spoiled country for a long time,
You know what the number one health risk in america is? Obesity!
Obesity! They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An
Epidemic! Like it's Polio! Like, we'll be talking to our grandchildren
About it one day, the great obesity epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get
Through it, grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible, Johnny, there was
Cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why we're getting fatter, look at our lifestyles. I'll sit at
A drive-thru, I'll sit there for, I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars
Instead of getting up and making an eight foot walk to the totally
Empty counter. Everything's mega-mealed, super-sized, "Want
Biggie fries with that, want a jumbo-fry, wanna go large, want a
Biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat
Motherfucker? There's room in the bag, take it! Want a fifty-five
Gallon drum of coke with that? It's only three more cents!"
Sing sing sing... Sing your song... Sing for me... (Come on now, sing)
Sing sing sing... Sing your song... Sing for me... (Sing sing sing...)
Sometimes you've gotta suffer a little in your youth to motivate you to
Succeed later in life. You think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do
You think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not! You've got to spend a
Long time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear wedged up
Your ass before you start thinking: "I'm gonna take over the world of
Computers, you'll see! I'll show them!"
We're in one of the richest countries in the world and the minimum
Wage is lower now than it was thirty-five years ago. There are
Homeless people everywhere, this homeless guy asked me for money,
The other day, I was about to give it to him, and I thought: he's just
Gonna use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought: That's what I'm
Gonna use it on! Why am I judging this poor bastard? People love to
Judge homeless guys. Like, you give him the money and he's just
Gonna waste it, he's gonna waste the money. Well he lives in a box!
What do you want him to do with it, save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a cd rack? He's
Homeless! I walked behind this guy the other day, a homeless guy
Asked him for money, he looks right at the homeless guy, he goes:
"Why don't you go out and get a job, you bum?"
People always say that to homeless guys, get a job. Like it's always
That easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his
Pants. I'm guessing his resume ain't all up to date. I'm predicting
Some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure
McDonalds has an 'Underwear Goes Inside The Pants' policy Not that
They enforce it very strictly, but technically, i'm sure it's on the books.
Sing sing sing... Sing your song... Sing for me... (Come on now, sing)
Baby, Sing sing sing... Sing your song... Sing for me... (Sing sing sing...)
Lazy Boy is a performer. Their discography includes Left Hand Side and Amnesia.
In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.
Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.
Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.
The 2022 Grammy Awards were the chronicle of an announced triumph: Jon Baptiste collected 11 nominations and won 5 Grammys, defeating all opponents. This was also the year of the very young Olivia Rodrigo, who managed to take home 3 Grammys, including the the best new artist.
Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,
Do we want to define "I know you know me" a masterpiece? Yes, without a shadow of a doubt for at least two reasons. The first and most evident are the artists who interpret it: Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger, second for the deep and poetic text.
My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.
Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure
It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!
In England there are institutions that are untouchable, first of all Queen Elizabeth II who reigns undisputed in the beating heart of every Englishman, then there are the Beatles, and that's the reason why they were awarded the title of baronets.
Looking at the images, one immediately thinks of archive photos of at least a year and a half ago. Lots of people together without masks dancing freely
How a music group can deliver strong and clear messages without singing is a mystery yet Canadians GoodSpeed You! Black Emperor they succeed very well.
"Creep" by Radiohead is certainly one of the most listened to, revisited and reinterpreted songs in the history of music. So much loved and listened to on all six continents, at least once in our life we all found ourselves humming it.
Very bad story for rapper T.I. and his wife Tiny, in fact, they have been accused of sexual abuse and kidnapping.
The malefactor managed to take Koji and Gustavo away, while Miss Asia, the third bulldog, escaped and was found shortly after by Lady Gaga's bodyguards.
David Crosby against Phoebe Bridgers, if we had been in the Middle Ages, they probably would have challenged each other with the sword, while in 2021 they decided to go wild with tweets.
Evan Rachel Wood, the beautiful protagonist of Westworld has decided to denounce the violence she has suffered for years, at least according to what she claims, by Marilyn Manson.
After some positive signs in the past months, here is the news that we weren't hoping to learn and that throws new questions on the possibility of organizing festivals and live concerts for 2021.
The winners of the 43rd edition of the Kennedy Center Honors have recently been announced, including Joan Baez, Dick Van Dyke, Debbie Allen and the violinist Midori.
The band Soundgarden recently recorded two classics with Brandie Carlile. After the death of their leader Chris Cornell, the band had decided to stop for some time also as a sign of respect for the untimely death of their front man.
New year is synonymous of news and in fact 2021 opened with a nice surprise. The American rock group, The Foo Fighters, founded in 1994 by Dave Grohl ex drummer of Nirvana, delight us with the release of a new single entitled "No son of Mine".
He was 69 and on Christmas Day, guitarist Tony Rice, Bluegrass legend, passed away. His label, Rounder Records, made the news with an official release on December 26th.
We still talk about music, but today we do it from a different point of view, taking a cue from a book, a photographic book called Ten Cities.
I was about 6 years old when I listened for the first time "Blowing in the wind" hummed by my mom while she was accompanying me to school, the version was the Italian one, but I liked the rhythm right away.
