Kollegah

Lyrics Der coach Kollegah

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Der coach


So du Fettsack im Klamottenladen suchst wohl wieder das Weite, was? Aber mir entkommst du nicht!
Nein, ich bin ja da
Du weißt, wie du mich anzusprechen hast?
Sir, ja, Coach, Sir, ja, S-Sir!
Richtig! Und jetzt hör mir zu!
Okay
Wenn ich dir beibringe, wie du endlich Kilos abnimmst, wie der Boss bei der Drogenübergabe (Ey)
Okay
So, aufrecht!
Ich st-, ich steh' ja schon
Ey!

Salutier vorm Drill Sergeant, du musst mir Respekt zollen
Denkst du, du kannst vor mir mit dein'n Speckrollen wegrollen?
Schluss mit Tagträumen und d?r sorglosen Chillerscheiß?
Ich weck' dich auf, voll ins Ohr mit der Trillerpfeife (Morgen!)
Erstmal hundert Liegestütze machen
Dann 'nen Liter heißen Kaffee mit dem Trichter in dein'n Rachen
Schelle links, Schelle rechts – still gestanden!
Heul nicht rum, du solltest mir für diese Hilfe danken (Ey)
Sei kein Feigling!
Du machst jetzt Seilspring'n wie ein Kleinkind
Wir hab'n grade erst angefang'n, Hantelbank
Danach machst du 'n Hampelmann wie damals deine Mom in der Schwangerschaft
Ängste vor der Zukunft, deshalb hängst du vorm Computer
Willst du Menschen treffen, Bruder, dann am besten nur im Shooter (Ey)
Denkst, du bist ein Looser, kriegst es einfach nie gebacken
Weil es leider nur bergab ging so wie Eislawinenmassen
Junge, weiter! Manchmal muss man paar ma' scheitern, ums zu schaffen
Also weiter Ziel erfassen so wie Kleinkaliberwaffen
Denn im Sterbebett bereust du nur den Scheiß, den du nie machtest
Also rein jetzt in die Masse wie Malaysia-Tigertatzen
Denn du hast nur ein Life und keine Zeitmaschinenkapsel
Also Eindruck hinterlassen so wie Schreibmaschinentasten
Bis du bissig wirst wie 'n Leopard im Dschungel, wenn er tobt
Los! Sonst würg' ich dich mit neonfarbenen Gummibändern tot

Stimme wie Zeus, hör, wie sie tost
Guck mal dein Look, Emergency, Bro
Normalerweise bist du Mamas Service gewohnt
Schluss mit dem Good-Life, sagt der Personalcoach
Der Personalcoach, gestört und auf Koks
Fordert Blut, Schweiß und Tränen von dein'n nerdigen Homes
Im Aerobic-Kurs, da twerken die Hoes
Für Germany's Most Wanted Personalcoach

So hast du jetzt deine Trainingseinheit absolviert, du kleiner…
Faules Schwein, Alter!
So, pass auf! Mmh
Du machst das jetzt jeden Tag, aber jetzt muss der Boss erstmal wieder sich runterrauchen von diesem Stress, den du ihm …
Du bist ein anstrengender Mensch, wirklich!
Bis du mal dein'n Arsch hochkriegst. Jetzt muss ich mich erstmal runterrauchen, wo ist meine Zigarre?
Ja, man bringe mir bitte meine Zigarre heran! Danke

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Biografia

Kollegah is a performer. Their discography includes Kollegah, Zuhaltertape Vol.1 X-Mas Edition and Boss Der Bosse.

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