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La chatte a mireille


Vous allez écouter de la musique meurtrière
Seth Guex, N.I.R.O
Ok, zoulou!

C'est l'histoire d'un mec avec un canon scié, assis dans ses WC
Qui veut surtout pas qu'on le fasse chier
Ouais, j'ai l'humour noir de Gaspard Proust
Et sur la queue un putain d'essuie-gloss tah Carglouche
Aller en vacances avec sa fouf
C'est comme aller aux chiottes une fois que t'as chié dans ta couche
Je te mets pas au courant, je te court-circuite
On se fait des cendards avec des coquilles d'huître
On craque nos slips sur les courses hippiques
Bsahtek garçon si tu fais le million grâce à Soumillon
Sois mignon, souris au radar, c'est notre Photomaton
Au placard, mieux vaut avoir un poto maton
On te connaît ap', on te sourit ap'
J'ai la queue qui se dresse comme un suricate
Quand mes pussycats me parlent à reille-l'o
Ne t'avise surtout pas de me parler haut
Elle se prend une tarte si à la plage elle porte pas d'paréo
Aujourd'hui les schmits courent vite,
Avant c'étaient des porcs tout ramollos
Si j'en fume un, une rue portera mon nom
Malheur! Ô grand malheur!
J'ai mis un schmit dans la cheminée, appelle un poto ramoneur

Je veux un peu plus d'oseille, sur la chatte à Mireille
Ouais un peu plus de fric, sur la chatte à Brigitte
ÇA vient du Val-d’Oise, la chatte à Françoise
Rafale de Uzi, la chatte à Laurent Voulzy

Bigoss bigoss, Seth Guex, N.I.R.O
Coup d'zguègue dans la chatte à Mireille
Faut les euros, couilles pleines, cerveau vissé
Tu t'demandes même plus qui c'est
Tu veux marquer ton territoire? C'est sur toi qu'on va pisser
Si si, dis-moi pourquoi la vie ça va si vite?
D'ici les vils-ci signalent mon portrait sur la CiBi
Hbiba habibi jibi wahed dix barres, j'investis mes billes
Clique pas sur mon son si t'aimes pas, raconte pas ta vie
Pas assez patient pour avoir un coloc'
Pour mon cas, j'irai fouiller la chatte à leur mère, tah les gynécologues
Pour l'instant j'prends mon mal en patience
J'vous prends d'tous les côtés, aller-retour, gros ça n'a pas d'sens
Complètement pété, shité, cuité
Jamais acquitté comme tous les mecs de cité
Ma daronne croit qu'j'suis habité
Punchline tweetée, aussitôt retweetée
Dans la rue, la sère-mi, on est condamnés à perpétuité

Sur le tapis, sur la moquette, t'as fait caca partout
Incline-toi devant Leroy Merlin et prie le Saint-Maclou
Chie dur, chie mou, l'important c'est que tu chies dans l'trou
Je m'en fous,
L'important c'est que t'appelles Maître Bouzrou si je suis au trou
Mais qu'est-ce tu fous? Dans le peu-slaï, un bouleau
Des punchlines j'en à la louche, crillave les os de tes moulos
Sache qu'on dit pas "my man" aux 'nouches
On traque les demoiselles au culot, tise le Damoiseau au goulot
J'ai oublié mon phone-tel au Sofitel, narvalo
Quand j'appelle c'est pas Nafissatou mais Strauss-Kahn qui dit "Allô?"
Fratello, j'me sens boycotté, c'est réel
Faut-il sauver le Soldat Ryan ou tuer le Colonel Reyel?

Je veux un peu plus d'oseille, sur la chatte à Mireille
Ouais un peu plus de fric, sur la chatte à Brigitte
ÇA vient du Val-d’Oise, la chatte à Françoise
Rafale de Uzi, la chatte à Laurent Voulzy

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Seth Gueko is a performer. His discography includes Patate de forain and Barillet plein.

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