Je ne sais pas où est mon chat, mais ta chatte est sous mes doigts
Je la caresse, elle aime ça
Toi aussi enfin je crois
Elle n'a pas beaucoup de poils
C'est une chatte de concours très racée
Elle sait miauler
Pour réclamer des billets
Avec elle, pas de vacances
Non pas besoin, je suis déjà dans un endroit humide et chaud très propice aux maladies
C'est ce que le médecin m'a dit voyant les taches sur mon pénis
Interdiction de me gratter, ça pourrait faire des cicatrices
Demain soir j'ai bowling, attends moi sur le parking
Un joint roulé dans ton sac a main direction le motel
Son mini-bar finira vide l'amour c'est mieux en étant ivre
Joli tapin ta petite chatte ne pose jamais de lapin
Ne dis rien et ronronne je te passerais du champagne
Passe à la salle de bain mets ton habit de CatWoman
Après j'oublierais tout même, que tu défais les boutons de type à l'argent sale pas proprement mignon
Avec moi c'est différent tu dis que j'ai du talent
Ta seule lecture ton horoscope donc ça ne me touche pas vraiment
Je ne sais pas ou est mon chat
Peut-être parce que j'en ai pas
Mais un jour cela viendra
Attention a ne pas confondre les chats crevés et les chats fatigués
Les deuxièmes peuvent bouger quand on leurs donne a manger
Je pensais qu'on ferait des trucs ensemble en fait tu dors tout le temps
J'aurais du prendre une marmotte elle se réveille au Printemps
Tellement flemmarde que quand tu dors tu rêves que tu rêves que tu dors
Ne regardes pas par la fenêtre comme si c'était mieux dehors
Viens te mettre sur mes genoux surtout n'es pas peur de mes doigts
Tu sais je te connais bien je sais toucher les bons endroits
Elle tourne la tête quand je la matte faire dans sa caisse elle est coquette
Si elle n'est pas sur le sofa c'est qu'elle est cachée sous la couette
Reprends de l'herbe c'est bon pour toi même si ca peut te faire vomir
Je lui en rapport souvent parce que j'aime bien lui faire plaisir
Elle est nourrit et logée essaie quand même de se barrer
A chaque fois que j'ouvre la porte elle tente de fuir sur le pallié
Veux-tu vraiment retourner dans le parc ou j'ai t'ai prises un soir ?
Tu regretteras ma maison close si je te mets sur le trottoir
Au fond tout ce que tu as a faire c'est dormir et manger
Te balader à quatre pattes et te laisser caresser
Ne te plains pas ou sinon tu vas te manger des gnons
J'n'aime pas quand elle me supplie de lui retirer sa combinaison
Fenêtre ouverte sur désespoir l'appart est vide j'ai vite compris
Je n'entendrais plus miauler tout est finit elle s'est enfuie
C'est de ma faute il faisait beau elle avait chaud
J'ai été con de croire quelle resterait sagement a bronzer sur le balcon
Elle a sauté deuxième étage, j'espère quelle ne s'est rien cassé
J'aurais du la faire tatouer en plus elle n'a pas son collier
Dans la photo j'ai mis partout sa photo et mon numéro
Je ne sais pas ou est mon chat j'espère qu'elle reviendra bientôt
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