Seth Gueko

Lyrics Machine à laver Seth Gueko

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Machine à laver


Les blagues racistes ça amuse que les porcs
De la tésto' dans les muscles du corps
La mosquée c'est la muscu' du cœur
Ils disent qu'la musique adoucit les m?urs
La mienne endurcit les meurtres
Medusa face sur le T-Shirt, bougs d'la té-c' dans le pick-up
Bouge ta fesse comme une pin-up ou ça va chier comme dans la vidéo "Two Girls One Cup"
Ouais sois belle et tais-toi, tes trous aiment avaler mes doigts
Enterrez-moi dans la vallée des rois
Plus d'une flèche à mon carquois, faut pas rester là, barre-toi
J'bois du champagne et re-pisse de la Stella Artois
Si tu veux rouler sur l'or, écrase-moi, les keufs font des passe-droits, les reufs font des quages-bra
Leurs meufs veulent leur riage-ma, mais une cagole c'est deux neurones
La vie n'est pas trop chère, asm3a, une cagoule c'est 2 Euros
Ca me désole, qu'les femmes se rassurent, les plus grosses salopes que j'ai vu c'est des hommes
La rue me résonne, j'suis venu décapiter leurs projets, les fister avec le même avant-bras que le Capitaine Crochet
J'vais te planter, tu vas plainter, j'pourrai pas éviter l'procès
Oh puté, les violeurs doivent être amputés
Dépité, en France les voleurs sont députés
Amputé, tu fais l'fou derrière ton PC mais tes couilles sont pas plus grosses que des raisins secs
Tu faisais quoi avant d'avoir Internet ? T'arrachais les ailes des insectes ?
Rassdèpe j'picole pas, j'me désinfecte
J'me bat pour qu'le teur-inspec me l'astique et qu'la street me respecte
Check, mieux vaut être respecté qu'être craint
P'tits on lâchait des gros glaires et pétait des joints
Alors la ferroviaire bah nous éjectait des trains
J'sors du coiffeur, tu peux checker la netteté des coins
J'ai toujours su détecter les tchoins
Alors ne joue pas l'harmonieuse pucelle, ta vie n'est pas glorieuse tu sais, tu n'es qu'une charbonneuse du sexe
Les larmes aux yeuz, y'a qu'au hebs que je n'souris plus
J'pourrais avoir confiance aux keufs mais ces enfoirés tuent
Demain j'ai une soirée pute dans une soirée étudiante, une soirée débutantes mais elles veulent que la coke soit re-pu
C'est une fois que le chat est repu qu'il trouve que le cul d'la souris pue
Et vu qu'ton cul se dilate assez à l'air, facile à casser
Demain toi et tes potes parleront de mes punchlines autour d'la machine à café
J'vais baiser ta mère, lui offrir une machine à laver

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Biografia

Seth Gueko is a performer. His discography includes Patate de forain and Barillet plein.

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