Crôm
C'est le dieu barbare de la baston
Crôm
des mandales, des chtars, des gnons
Crôm
Assis en haut de sa montagne
Quand les guerriers meurent, il ricane
Crôm
Devenu dieu de ses propres mains
Crôm
Avec des techniques de bourrin
Crôm
Il a soloté tous les donjons
Sans armure et sans pantalon
Stratégie, diplomatie
Crôm n'a jamais rien compris
C'est la baston et voilà
Crôm
On en parle en mangeant du poulet
Crôm
Dans les campements qui sentent les pieds
Crôm
On le prie mais il n'écoute pas
Car il s'empiffre au valhalla
S'équiper d'une grosse ÉpÉe,
Massacrer à tours de bras
Ecraser ses ennemis
Les voir mourir devant soi
Crôm, c'est ce qu'il veut, et voila
Crôm
A les bras comme des cuisses de taureau
Crôm
N'utilise pas trop son cerveau
Crôm
A traversé la mer en nageant
avec son glaive entre les dents
Crôm
A coupé la tête au léviathan
Crôm
A fait pleurer Lara Fabian
Crôm
A toujours épaté Chuck Norris
Il va bien plus loin quand il pisse !
ah ah ah aaaah....
Crôm a le torse huilé
Crôm ne s'est jamais peigné
Crôm d'un seul regard il peut tuer
oh oh oh
Crôm a des filles à ses pieds
Crômla main sur son épée
Crômboit sa bière dans un crâne éclaté
oh oh oh
il t'attend au valhalla !
Crôm
a gardé le secret de l'acier
Crôm
et si tu viens lui demander
Crôm
mais où est donc le secret perdu ?
il te répondra : dans ton cul !
oh oui c'est Crôm!
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