Il était une fois
Très loin et y'a très longtemps
Une belle qui dormait au bois
En attendant le prince charmant
Un promeneur qui passait par là
En cherchant des champignons
Se dit "Oh une belle qui dort au bois
C'est vraiment trop mignon"
Il voulait faire les choses bien
Il lui offrit un bouquet de coucou
Mais la belle à l'accent Brésilien
Lui dit "C'est 50€ pour tout"
Tout est bien qui ne fini pas toujours bien
Toutes les histoires n'ont pas toutes une belle fin
Le promeneur se dit
"mais qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?"
Et s'enfuit vers sa maison
Mais la belle qui dormait au bois
N'allait pas laisser passer l'occasion
Une fois ses talons enlevés
Elle n'avait de femme que les hormones
Voir courir cet homme affolé
Réveilla sa testostérone
Elle le rattrapa bien vite
Et contre un épicéa la belle sortie sa bite
Et l'encula
Tout est bien qui ne fini pas toujours bien
Toutes les histoires n'ont pas toutes une belle fin
Le promeneur malgré la douleur
N'en perdit pas moins la raison
Et pour sauver son honneur
Égorgea la belle dans un buisson
Il n'y à pas de morale dans cette chanson
Où est le bien ? Où est le mal ?
Telle est la question
Mais rappelez-vous que
Il était une fois
Pas très loin et il n'y à pas si longtemps
Une belle qui dormait au bois
Et qui risque d'y dormir longtemps...
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