Natoo

Lyrics La chanson des licornes Natoo

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La chanson des licornes


(Attention !
Les images que vous allez voir peuvent altérer votre vue et provoquer des
vomissements. DROGUE)

J'vais vous chanter la chanson des licornes parce que tout le monde aime les
licornes ; à part les putains d'meurtriers.
C'est partiiiiii !!

[Natoo]
Je suis une licorne avec les pouvoirs magiques,
Mon style est épileptique.
Je suis une licorne avec une crinière swaggué,
Elle est douce comme Beyoncé.

(UNICORN !)

Une licorne c'est une corne avec un ch'val au bout,
Chez nous y'a pas de sexe, on fait seulement des bisous.
Nous on vit dans des villas, sur les putains de nuages,
Et nos croupes sont plus charnues que le cul d'Nicki Minaj.

Je suis une licorne qui fait du bodybuilding,
Pour plaire à Ryan Gosling.
Je suis une licorne qui aime manger du popcorn
Bien à l'aise devant YouPorn.

(BREAKTIME)

Lit-corne (Yo yo)
Lit-corn (Yeah yeah)
Lit-Korn (Yo yo)
Bruce-Lee-Corne

(MAJIC POHEURE)

Yolo dance
Dog dance
Jean-Pierre Foucorne dance

(BREAK-BREAK-BREAK-BREAKTIME)

[Kemar]
J'me mets à l'aise dans ma cave magique,
Y'a des friandises et des barres métalliques.
Petits pas chaloupés, j't'emmène dans ma soucoupe (Héé !)
T'es mon p'tit poney à la corne charnue,
J'kiff sur ton boule et ton corps tout dodu.
Déboule sur la piste,
Ce soir t'es ma miss.
J'suis ton cavalier !!

[Natoo]
On s'nourrit seulement de drogue en écoutant Guetta,
"Yolo" et notre devise, on lèvent nos verres de Vodka.
Chez nous les gros doigts d'honneur,
C'est synonyme de bonheur.
Et on pète des arc-en-ciel en vomissant des p'tits cœurs.

Je suis une licorne qui invente des slogans :
"Le changement c'est maintenant !"
Je suis une licorne plus sexy qu'un fourmilier,
Ma croupe est bien calibrée !!!

(Heup ?!)

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Biografia

Nathalie Odzierejko, better known as Natoo, is a French Internet celebrity, vlogger and actress of Polish descent. She is also a member of the production collectives "Studio Bagel" and "Le Latte Chaud". In December 2016 her YouTube channel surpassed 5 million subscribers. She is regarded as one of the first French celebrities to become a "youth icon" due to YouTube.

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