Un vieux monsieur, très comme il faut
Joli loden et beau chapeau
Monte dans une Cadillac
Et met sa clé dans le contac
Des lumignons rouges s'allument
Les pneus hurlent sur le bitume
Au volant de sa grosse voiture
Soudain, l'homme change de figure
Va te faire empapaouter !
Pousse tes miches espèce de pédé !
Oubliant sa légion d'honneur
L'homme est devenu un gros conducteur
{Refrain:}
Lolo lototo lototomomo
Lolo toto momo dédé
Momo dédé bibi
Lolo toto momo dédé
Momo débilele
Elle nous rendra tous momos, l'automodébile
Casquette gavroche et salopette
Papier maïs et fourgonnette
Lucien, livreur de son état
Roule aux pas dans les embarras
Rendu au lieu de livraison
Il coupe le moteur du camion
Bloquant, sans même la regarder,
Une file de klaxons agacés
Mais je travaille, bande de fainéants !
Merde à ceux qui sont pas contents !
De routiers vachtement sympa
Lulu passe à roi des goujats
{au Refrain}
Un gentil p'tit brin de coquette
Suivi d'un chien-chien à choupette
Ouvre avec grâce la portière
D'une très élégante routière
Le démarreur, sous le capot
Fait piaffer deux cent trente chevaux
La toute fragile poupée
D'un coup, se met à écumer
Non, mais regarde-moi ce trou du cul !
Qu'est-ce qu'y branle avec son bahut ?!
Notre piétonne distinguée
Vire à pétasse motorisée
au Refrain
{x3:}
Lolo lototo
Elle est beau ma toto
Si tu touches à ma toto
À ma beau toto
Gare à toi, mon coco !
Gare au, gare au bobo !
Coup d'sabot dans les rouleaux
Gare aux coups d'couteau !
{Parlé:}
Et alors, espèce de patate pourrite, tu la pousses ta poubelle de merde !
Wha l'autre eh ! où il a eu son permis ?! je l'crois pas hé !
Eh, tu sais c'que j'y fais, à ton tuyau d'échappement, à ton tuyau d'échappement, hein ? tu sais ce que j'lui fais à ton tuyau d'échappement ?!
Hé l'autre ! j'vais lui faire éclater la cervelle à coups de manivelle !
Et pis après, quand tu seras mort, avec mon doigt trempé dans du cambouis,
Sur ta carcasse, j'écrierai des gros mots !
Je vais te dire que je te hais
Je te hais et je vais te tuer, te tuer !
Tu entends ? espèce d'enfoiré de mes deux !!
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