(timbre) "Que!!" Hola, buenas noches venia a buscar a Lola, habiamos kedado para irnos de copas, digala que estoy aki si no le importa vale, soy Oskar "no va, no me gusta que salga por ahi de copas, se va a kedar en casa haciendo sus cosas, mientras viva en casa va a cumplir mis normas, asi que no va" pero oiga, le aseguro que yo soy buena persona, que voy a cuidar muy bien de su Lola, prometo traerla a casa a su hora eh? "no va" gorda, con la tonteria me ha cortao la historia, tendre que ver que es lo que hago ahora, cuando iba a casa sono mi motorola y era Lola, dijo "hola, no hagas caso a mi madre que esta loca, esta noche me kedo en casa sola, pasate por aki en un par de horas y me sovas!" Molaaa!! no sabia que fuera tan lanzada Lola, me pase por alli pasadas dos horas, estaba impaciente por verla a solas, llegue y dije hola "hola" use la tecnica que siempre funciona, le propuse una partida a la consola, pero Lola no tenia tiempo para bromas y entro en trompa, tomaaa, cuando me di cuenta estabamos sin ropa, Lola fue directa a cogerme la cola parecia ser que estaba muy cachonda y yo mas bien
Si se movieron con el volumen primero digan NO NO SIN CONDON
Si le disfruto lo que encontro en el volumen dos digan NO NO SIN CONDON
Esto que ven es parte del volumen tres NO NO SIN CONDON
Si les mola la historia de lola y kieren que siga digan NO NO SIN CONDON
Lola, no te creas que lo que me haces no me mola pero creo que has olvidado una cosa, dejame que sake un condon de la bolsa y goza "no da, aprovecha tonto que a mi no me importa, no pierdas el tiempo poniendote goma, usar plastikito a mi me corta, asi que goza" pero Lola imagino que lo que dices es broma, no la meto ahi sin goma ni de coña, venga tonta "que tonta!! mira listo voy a decirte una cosa, no tengo ninguna mierda contagiosa, parece que piensas que soy una zorra, bien buscate a otra" fin de la historia, lo ultimo que supe hacerca de esa Lola es que estaba embarazada y sidosa, asi que te aconsejo una cosa, controla, no te la jueges, se ke a veces cuesta guardar los papeles pero cuidate no te arriesgues y usa goma siempre, con la mierda que comes es suficiente, haz lo ke debes
Si se movieron escuchando el volumen primero digan NO NO SIN CONDON
Si le gusto lo que encontro en el volumen dos digan NO NO SIN CONDON
Esto que ven es parte del volumen tres NO NO SIN CONDON
Si sabes que el sida se pilla por que se descuida NO NO SIN CONDON
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