Denis Leary

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I love to smoke.
I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat.
I love to eat raw fucking red meat.
Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the same time.
I love to smoke.
I love to eat red meat.
I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks.
"[VB] Moo"

I tried eating vegetarian.
I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant.
"What do you want to eat sir? Brocolli?" Brocolli's a side dish, folks.
Always was, always will be, ok? When they ask me what I want, I say, "What do you think I want!? This is America.
I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.
Forget about that.
Bring me a live cow over to the table.
I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home! [Making riding noises]"

I gonna open up my own place.
Open my own restaurant and get away from you people.
I gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections; Ultra and Regular, ok? And we're not gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins.
None of that pussy shit.
Just a big wide open black space.
And all we're gonna serve is raw meat, right on the bone! And only men are going to eat there, naked men, sitting around a big giant camp fire, and no men's room either.
You have to piss, you mark your territory like a wolf! And if some guy has a heart attack from eating too much meat, fuck him, we throw him in the fire! More meat for the other meat-eaters! Yeah!
Because you gotta have goals.
Because everybody in this room knows everybody who's quitting.
You all have that friend who's quitting it.
You know what I mean? The guys quitting it, "I quit smoking.
I quit drugs.
I quit drinking.
I quit meat, and I feel great.
I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran.
I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours.
I have another bowl of oat bran.
I go back in the bathroom f

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Biografia

Denis Colin Leary (Boston, August 4, 1959) is an American actor, comedian, and screenwriter. Known for his raw and provocative humor, Leary rose to fame in the 1990s with his stand-up comedy shows and appearances on television programs such as *The Tonight Show Starring Jay Leno* and *Late Night with Conan O'Brien*. He has starred in successful films like *Mr. Detente*, *The Ref*, and *Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels*. Leary is also a respected screenwriter for films and television series, including the sitcom *Rescue Me*, which he created and starred in for seven seasons. His comedic style, often satirical and irreverent, tackles themes such as politics, society, and human relationships with a dose of cynicism and self-deprecation. Among his most representative pieces are *Asshole*, *The Rant*, and *Lockdown*.

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