Every eleven minutes, across the usa
A man is a victim of cock blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..
[kool] aiyyo jinx
[jinx] hey whassup g?
[kool] this girlll be here in a minute
[jinx] uh-huh
[kool] the bitch got a nice ass, and Im tryin to get in it
[jinx] cool, thats alright, but why you tellin me this shit?
[kool] to make sure you dont mind
[jinx] uh-huh
[kool] chillin out while I hit it
[jinx] naww nigga, Ill just turn on the tv set
[jinx] get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet
[kool] alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[kool] the bitch is ringin on my bell
Opened the door, whassup baby? yo come on in
Here, take a seat, Ill introduce you to my friend
Now everything is going according to plan
Yo jinx this is debbie, debbie this is jinx my man (whassup baby? )
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
Yo jinx, whassup?
Later nigga, Im goin to the back see ya!
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. Im gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because Im dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle
So Im thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* fuck it, Ill just pull down her zipper
Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft
Aiyyo baby, why dont you take your shirt and pants off?
I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
*knocking* yo who the fuck is at my door?
*knocking* now shes annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, yo jinx, what the fuck is up?
Aiyyo g man, I just, yknow, I wanna get some water and shit
You know Im kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? heh heh
What water nigga? go head, go and get it aight
Now leave me the fuck alone so I can hit it aight thanks man
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt
Nah chill, yo he aint comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
Im tryin to convince her but the shit didnt work
So now Im here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah dont worry, that same shit wont happen twice
*knocking* aiyyo g man, wheres the ice? ?
Shit, didnt even get my jock in
*knocking* cause niggaz like jinx is cock blocking
Now you know this just dont make no kind of sense
Blockin my cock, like a God damn ? ?
And for the life of me, I didnt know why..
Blockin my cock, like a God damn ? ?
[kool g. rap]
Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin
The babys parents went to europe; and I could see her now
Suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, come over Im alone
And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone
Hey whassup baby? you know I miss you whassup?
Yeah thats some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherfuckerd take his ass to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, here, you wanna play? I gave his ass a book of matches (hey!)
I couldnt even get a rap
Without this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitchs lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But Im mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the bitch up by her hair whats the matter baby?
Aiyyo, whydontcha get rid of little man? alright baby
She took me to a room that was dark hey, come in here
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whores butt
Suckin on her titties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now shes ready for the dick
Yo you ready bitch? (mmm-hmm) well first, take a lick!
Down on her knees is where she dropped
Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my cock
Bust that nut, thats what Im hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth
Yeah, the little niggas throwin a fit
Talkin about hes hungry and shit
Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him
But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little bastard is fuckin up my nut
She, didnt even get the lead off
So I picked up one of his ninja turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(hey whatchu doin? ) yeah motherfucker now we even
Forty-five minute passed, the bitch aint back, fuckit Im leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (hey!)
Later bitch, no wait baby
Drop dead! what? ?
And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
Fuck you and that little nigga for cock blockin!
Now you know this just dont make no kind of sense
Blockin my cock, like a God damn ? ?
And for the life of me, I didnt know why..
Blockin my cock, like a God damn ? ?
[kool g. rap]
So all you niggaz with the helmets and shoulderpads
Stay the fuck away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block nigga
Try out for the jets baby, word up
Yo, that nigga polos cock blockin like a motherfucker
That nigga jinx is cock blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit
That nigga bill blass has been cock blockin all his life
And that nigga eric b.s cock blockin
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