Hey hallo – was läuft bei Dir?
Alles okay wie ich die Lage seh doch
Stinkt mir – eine Sache voll
Klingt ja ziemlich grauenvoll...
Mein Vater hat die Kultur entdeckt und
In den Anzug mich gesteckt
Was Dir wohl überhaupt nicht schmeckt
Absolut korrekt
Sie schleppten mich zu Pavarotti
Ich steh mehr auf Eros Ramazotti
Will mich jemand gähnen hören
Reicht schon einer von 3 Tenören
Immer wenn die Flöten flöten
Geigen jaulen und Tröten tröten
Kommt die grosse Müdigkeit
Dann ist es Schlafenszeit!
Schnarchkonzert, großes Schnarchkonzert
Geht der Bühnenvorhang rauf
Tritt bei mir der Sandmann auf
Schnarchkonzert, großes Schnarchkonzert
Bei Orchester und Klavier
Schläft er wie ein Murmeltier
In die Oper
Mit dem Opa
Wo man im Parkett mich gähnen hört
Ins Theater
Mit dem Vater
Bühne frei ich geb ein Schnarchkonzert!
Gestern – war es wieder so weit
Konzertmarathon
Oh tut mir leid ...
Die Typen geigten ohne Gnade
Nicht einen Song aus der Hitparade!
Vielleicht war – die Musik von Bach?
Ich weiss nur – es gab mächtig Krach
Von den Pauken – darum blieb ich wach
Bis zur Pause
So `ne Banause
Mozart – bekäme einen Schock
Den kenn ich – aus dem Werbeblock und
Seine Kugeln sind echt lecker!
Hey Mann das war kein Zuckerbäcker!
Ende – vom Kreuzverhör
Ich hab´ `nen Knopf im Gehör
Statt noch einer Sonate, da
Lern ich lieber Mathe
Refrain w.o.
Ich erspar´ mir diesen Schreck
Gute Nacht, ich trete weg!
Refrain w.o.
Wenn die Noten
Wie Piloten
Beim Orchester ihre Loopings dreh´n
Und die Geigen
Nicht mehr schweigen
Ist es Zeit die Ohren abzudreh´n
Schnarchkonzert!
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Victory
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Cannibal Corpse
Tomte
Debauchery
Trettmann
Frank Boeijen
Anastasia
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