Snow-board-flit-zer Snow-board-flit-zer ...
Wenn Dein Gebiss vor Kälte klirrt
Und Dir im Mund die Spucke friert
Ist es Winter und ich rase
Wie ein aufgescheuchter Hase
Richtung Lift
Wo sich heut alles trifft
Dann geht er los, der Megaspaß
Ich geb wie Schumacher Vollgas
Bis im Schnee die Kanten glüh´n
Auf der Piste Funken sprüh´n
Weil ich ein Snowboard-Flitzer bin!
Skifahr´n - darauf gibt´s mein Wort
Ist ein Pensionistensport
Sich mit Stöcken runterquäl´n ist
Spannend wie Kartoffelschälen
Doch wenn ich komm schrei´n die Mädchen
?Mann - ist das ein Ding
Der Snowboard-King!?
Fahr ich ins Tal, gibt´s einen Knall
Denn ich rausch ab mit Überschall
Wie `ne völlig abgedrehte
Durchgeknallte Mondrakete
Geht´s dahin
Denn ich hab immer Grün
Ich komme nie in den Genuß
Des Bogenfahrens - ich fahr Schuß!
Darum hoff ich daß mir prompt
Keiner in die Quere kommt
Weil ich ein Snowboard-Flitzer bin!
Snow-board-flit-zer Snow-board-flit-zer ...
Mach ich meine Pistenschwinger
Hebt sich drohend mancher Finger
'So ein Terrorist im Schnee!?
?Aus Dir machen wir Püree!?
Doch man hat mich noch nie erwischt
Bin ihnen davongezischt
(Chor: 'So ein Skandal!?)
Fangt mich erst mal!
Dann war Schluß
Es kam was kommen muß
Er gab `nem Baum `nen Kuß
Und das war kein Genuß!
Hätt ich gehört auf Eure Tipps
Dann läg ich jetzt nicht da im Gips
Zementiert bis zu den Ohren
Kann ich nicht mal Nase bohr´n
Wenn ich´s versuch
Dann spür ich jeden Bruch
Und die Moral von der Geschicht´
Bist Du im Oberstübchen dicht
Wird Dir klar als Realist
Irgendwann da baust Du Mist
Wenn Du ein Snowboard-Flitzer bist
Snow-board-flit-zer Snow-board-flit-zer ...
La la la ...
Nie mehr Gips als Souvenir
Meine Knochen danken´s mir
Weil ich kein Snowboard-Flitzer bin!
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