Onkl P:
Boom bye bye på alle battygutters ansikter/
Fyrer opp som en brannstifter/ Griper en kantsliper/
Høygaffel blir tannpirker/ Når dirty lillehamringene angriper
med skarpladda vannpiper/ Blant hampdyrkende
tungtvanndrikkende banditter som stiller med tjallbiter
om du bestiller en halvliter/En altviter/ Vi spytter battle shit-
ikke no corny stories/ Watch out/ Vi kaster klokka di ut av tårnet
vi står i / Overgår de middelmådige som ikke yter en puddelfjert/
På internettavvening er cypher’n de burde vært/
Er Onkel oppi jamet, liten vits å teste han/ Jeg tygger opp den
beste mann og spytter resten a’n på nestemann/ Treffer han/
henter alt det messet jeg kan presse fram/ Svindler som Flatland,
satan/ Etterlater et pentagram/ Battle disse headsa?
Du er vel neppe så dum?/ We out to get da chedda
som når peppe’s går tom/ Passe frekk/ Mens rappere
er softe som vassen kjeks/
Spytter Onkl P science fiction shit/ Kaller det Das Efx..
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Stikk av scena mikrofon er vår
Vi sett shit i flamma uansett korr vi går
Dirty Tungtvann fra rorbua te bondegården e
Garantert den feteste konstellasjon i år
Jørg-1:
Sånn som kids bala og tala burde æ bli førrjarla men de
stinka som urinala på festivala/ Så æ blås i det/
Sånn som en trompetist i hornet sitt/ Men fronta du så
kommer æ og tar dæ på kornet ditt/ Ikonet ditt
–brenn dæ som kirka på tidlig 90-tall/ Sant, skikkelig gal, mann/
Vanvittig kald/ Æ får dæ te å skrik sånn som han museumsvakta/
Etter han Pål Enger va der og stakk av/ Så slapp av/
Slutt å prat om å slå mæ ned/ Æ riv av dæ armen/
Bruka den tell å slå dæ ned/ D sånn æ e/
Oppsann, æ laga styr og oppstand/ Får dæ fjern som kun dop kan/
Fra Nordland tell Oppland/ Så –HALLAAAAA –Kem e det du trur du e/
Vi e langt over dæ/ Det trur æ at du kan se/
Så trur du at du klart å rydd oss av veien?/
Like lett som å finn en hetro kar i Bogstadveien..
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Jaa9:
Jaa9, om du sku lure på hva jeg står for eller ikke/
Vel jeg står enkelt og greit fordi jeg har blitt litt lei av å sitte/
Hold fast!/ For vi og Tungtvann har finurlige kvasse rim/
Du sitter i det som å ta feil av vaselin og masse lim/
Jeg kaster deg gratis inn i helvete/ Uansett hvor
mye baggasje du har/ Så du henger i en tynn tråd som
kona til Oddvar Brås massasjestav/
Jeg tar sånn av at folk trur jeg er født med jetmotorer/
Smekker ... med elektroder/ Til hoder på teknohoder/
Man, er du fra vettet? –Nei, jeg er en breial dust fra nettet/
Som lærer tette fjortiskids opp til å engang gjøre det rette/
Karismatisk grafisk/ De jeg disser blir uten venner/
Jaa9 har alltid kontroll/Du sku sett meg pisse uten hender/
Det hender det blir problemer når de feiteste kara leder an/
Vi kan godt hoppe i havet men da må vi si ha det bra til Nederland/
Slipp stanga, for du holder uansett ikke mål/
Mot kara med lada batteri drill/ Klar til å screw you all..
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