Alaska Thunderfuck

Lyrics Cellulite Alaska Thunderfuck

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Cellulite


It’s a nation of chubs
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It’s a nation of chubs
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Heavy hitters, swingin’ in the big leagues
Load a bases home run
Winning just by intrigue
Champions, the thickness overtakes you
Undefeated, can’t be beat
The weight is just a breakthrough
Thickety thick, thick bitches to the rescue
Superpowers on that ass
Bitch don’t make me test you
One by one, we’re saving the earth
Jump on this train and succumb to the girth

Fuck your daddy issues I’ve got father trauma
You’re messing ‘round with boys
You don’t need that drama
Come on over here and try that dad bod flavor
Slammin' you down changing your behavior
Class has started, school is in session
Spank me with the ruler, dad, and teach me a lesson
I cannot wait to feel the weight
Come crush me with that chunk, chunk
I think tonight that you should take the top bunk

Ah, you think that’s funny
Uh, I want to dip it in honey
Body like that you’ll be making some money
Got a ass so fat it got cellulite, honey

It’s a nation of chubs
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It’s a nation of chubs
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Henny, honey I’m dripping with the sweetness
Of Winnie the Pooh bear makes me weak in the knees sis
Seven-layer hot fudge decadent cake
My legs are praying in the air, for heaven’s sake
Snap me like a Kit Kat give me break
Dive in head first and swim in Darienne's lake
I’m a motherfucking witch, burn my pussy at the stake
Treat my pussy like a Trixie and fuck it with a rake

We’re living in a culture that’s bombarded by the magazines
But you know you’re worshipping the thickness from behind the scenes
Fuck a fat shamer want to finish my fries?
Acting like you don’t want to get up in them thighs
Put that body in the light it don’t need a disguise
Color me a minus I’m attracted to the plus size

Ah, you think that’s funny
Uh, I want to dip it in honey
Body like that you’ll be making some money
Got a ass so fat it got cellulite, honey

It’s a nation of chubs
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It’s a nation of chubs
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Ooh, I’m fat
Ooh yeah, I said it with an 'f' and a 'ph' and a jiggle in my belly
Shaking my weight all the way to the bank
Thick life dreaming 'bout my chubby chunks when you wank
Dipping sauce, that’s my weakness
Taste every flavor, love it when you eat this
Cottage cheese thighs, more like a cheese platter
Dairy free, but Miss cheesecake (Mary?) matters
No pants, let this body loose
I only fuck with dudes who weigh more than you
'Bout the bare necessities, you can break a sweat with me
Grab my love handles and we could be in ecstasy
Fatness is my strength, thunder thighs galore
Chunkita give you fever when I stomp and shake the floor
Shape is what I like, heft is what I need
If you thick where it counts
It’ll get me on my knees

It’s a nation of chubs
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It’s a nation of chubs
Turning dom tops into subs
It’s a nation of chubs
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It’s a nation of chubs
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The lyrics CELLULITE of ALASKA THUNDERFUCK is also present in the album Vagina (2019)

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Biografia

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, stage name of Justin Andrew Honard, is an American drag queen and television personality. Known for her comedic talent and pop-rock music, Alaska reached the final of the fifth season of RuPaul's Drag Race in 2013 and won the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars in 2016. Her musical career began with the album "Anus" (2014), followed by "Pound the Alarm" (2016) and "Red 40" (2019). Some of her most representative songs include "The Showgirl Returns", "American Thighs" and "Glamazon". In June 2019, a New York jury ranked her seventh on their list of the «most powerful drag queens in America».

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