Es war einmal unter dem Sofa von Dirk Hempel
Eine Menge Krempel und ein Kakalaken-Tempel
In dem sich zwei Kakalaken begegnen
Sie reden über's Wetter, es ist am regnen
Doch das könnt' sie nicht schocken, in der Wohnung sei es trocken. Da sehen sie auf dem Tisch so etwas wie 'nen braunen Brocken
Wie geil, meint die eine zu der anderen
Da müssen wir hinwandern!
Wir fressen dieses Zeug und entspannen dann
So machen sie sich auf die Socken zu diesem braunen Brocken, vorbei an den Staubflocken, wo sie stoppen
Sie sehen, wie eine Kakalake auf 'nen Trip tritt und kleben bleibt, 'ne halbe Stunde erst ma' heftig um ihr Leben schreit
Als sie sich dann befreit, bemerkt sie auch die Kleinigeit
Dass sie für unvorhersehbare Zeit daneben bleibt
Und um nich' abzukacken fängt sie an zu swingen
Und dieses Kakalaken-Lied zu singen
Haschisch Kakalake! Badadadamdamdidamdamdam ...
Da meint die eine Kakalake so: Der kann doch nich' frisch sein! Lass' ma weiter gehen, denn da vorn is' das Tischbein
Und als sie beide dann vor diesem Tischbein stehen
Ihre Köpfe drehen um nach oben zu sehen
Da meint die eine: Ey, ich glaube, Du musst ohne mich gehen
Weil sich in derartigen Höhen meine Mägen umdrehen
Die Haschischgier der anderen dagegen ist unmessbar
Sie klettert auf den Tisch rauf, als wär' sie Reinhold Messner
Und sie so oben angekommen, denkt sie sich so:
Wunderbar, jetzt mach' ich erst mal diesen geilen braunen Brocken klar!
Sie stürzt sich auf den Shit wie Obelix auf was zu Essen
In null komma nix hat sie den ganzen Pott gefressen
Übel, übel, übel, das war zu viel des Guten
Für die nächsten zehn Minuten kann sie sich nicht mehr sputen
Da öffnet sich die Haustür, herein tritt der Hempel
Er war beim Arbeitsamt für irgend so'n Stempel
Er geht zum Tisch und entdeckt, sein Haschisch ist weg
Statt dessen liegt da nur noch dieses stonede Insekt
Das hat zum Effekt, dass er dieses Insekt in das Köpfchen seiner Wasserpfeife steckt
Das heisst, er checkt und probiert, ob's funktioniert
Und als's funktioniert, wird sie mit Tabak ganiert, kurz angezündet und inhaliert
Und um nich' abzukacken fängt er an zu swingen
Und dieses Kakalaken-Lied zu singen
Und um nich' abzukacken fängt er an zu swingen
Und dieses Kakalaken-Lied zu singen.
Haschisch Kakalake! Badadadamdamdidamdamdam ...
Professor Te! Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Doktor Chris! Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Future Rock! Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Creme de la Creme Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Professor Te! Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Doktor Chris! Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Future Rock! Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
Creme de la Creme Kontrolliert die Kakalake!
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