Je ne s'rai pas
Cosmonaute, je ne planterai pas
Des petits drapeaux sur des cratères
Un peu serrée dans ma combi' fluo
Mais pas peu fière.
Je ne s'rai pas
La Première Dame Présidente des Etats-Unis.
Je ne m'allongerai pas sur mon bureau
Ovale les jours de pluie.
Je ne serai
Jamais concertiste
A l'île du Levant ni
Diva au Capitol
Sur les bosphors.
Je ne conduirais pas
Un gros bateau à hélices
Avec des retraités
En chemise colorée
Qui baillent sur des transats.
Je ne ferais
Sûrement jamais la Geisha
Pour homme d'affaires Japonais
Un 23eme étage d'un hôtel
Avec double-vitrages
Et vus imprenable sur les lumières de la City.
Je ne serai pas
Radis du barreau.
Je ne réglerai pas
La circulation à l'Angle de le rue Hoch
Et du carrefour André-Malraux.
Non [x10~].
Je ne tiendrai pas un ptit garage
Au bord de la nationale 7.
Je ne serai pas
Agent de sécurité à la
Century Fox.
Je n'animerais pas
Des stages d'épanouissement personnel
En région Pacard.
Je ne serai
Raisonnablement pas
Hôtesse de l'air
Pour la Luftansa.
Je ne sauv'rai pas
Des vies en réparant des corps
Avec des outils en métal froids.
Je ne serai pas
Peintre en bâtiments
Ni sculpteuse sur pierres
Qui vit de son métier
Ni tatoueuse d'omoplates
A Ibiza en Juillet-Août.
Il y a peu de chances
Pour que je soit auxiliaire de vie
Dans un centre de soin palliatif.
Je n'échapperai pas
A un attentat
Au sommet du G8.
Je ne résoudrais pas l'équation
De la vie ou de son engeance.
Je n'aurais jamais accès
A certaines couches de
Ma propre intelligence.
Non [x23~].
Je ne s'rai pas
Surveillante de baignade
Pour le compte de municipalité communiste.
Je ne s'rai pas
Arrêtée après une longue cavale
Dans le Sud du Mexique.
Je ne nag'rais pas
Avec les dauphins
Pour en faire un livre qui raconterai mon expérience.
Je ne me marierais
Vraisemblablement pas avec Jonny Deep.
Quoi que !
Je ne serais
Jamais penchée sur une chaîne de montage
A enchaîner un écrou sur la partie droite d'un caisson en aggloméré destiner à intégré un meuble de rangement à outil,
En trois parties distinctes mais complémentaires.
Je n'assemblerais pas
Non plus, dans un atelier
Au fond d'une coure sombre
Mais arborée
Des morceaux de tissus
Pour en faire des jupes et
Des pantalons vendus à bas prix
Au marché de Gandi.
D'une manière générale,
Il y a peu de chance
Que je sois obligée de me mettre nue
Pour obtenir bien d'causes.
Non ... [x20~].
Je ne tiendrais pas
Un ptit commerce de toilettage
Pour chiens en centre ville.
Je n'arpentrais pas
Les trottoirs des boulevards extérieurs
Avec un ptit sac à main en vinyle,
Des grandes bottes, en plastique, noires,brillantes, et un short qui moule.
Je n'sauterais jamais
En parachute d'un Falcon 120.
Les probabilités sont faibles
Pour que j'devienne pilier droit
Dans l'équipe de foot féminine de Féquand.
Je ne tiendrais pas
Le siège d'une grande compagnie pharmaceutique et qui ne disposerait pas de stock option avant un bon milliard d'année.
Je n'aurais sans doute jamais
Un gros trousseau de clés accroché à ma taille
Avec lequel j'ouvrirais chaque matin des cellules pour en faire sortir des détenus qui vont à la ? .
Je n'astiquerais pas
Le fuselage d'un Boeing en révision.
Je ne s'rais pas portière de nuit
Ou alors de jour.
Je n'vendrais pas
Des spectacles de magie
Pour une grosse boite évènementielle.
Je n'méditerais pas
En silence dans une abbaye cistercienne
Avec mes frères et mes soeurs de prière.
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Very bad story for rapper T.I. and his wife Tiny, in fact, they have been accused of sexual abuse and kidnapping.
The malefactor managed to take Koji and Gustavo away, while Miss Asia, the third bulldog, escaped and was found shortly after by Lady Gaga's bodyguards.
David Crosby against Phoebe Bridgers, if we had been in the Middle Ages, they probably would have challenged each other with the sword, while in 2021 they decided to go wild with tweets.
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He was 69 and on Christmas Day, guitarist Tony Rice, Bluegrass legend, passed away. His label, Rounder Records, made the news with an official release on December 26th.
We still talk about music, but today we do it from a different point of view, taking a cue from a book, a photographic book called Ten Cities.
I was about 6 years old when I listened for the first time "Blowing in the wind" hummed by my mom while she was accompanying me to school, the version was the Italian one, but I liked the rhythm right away.
