Bei meiner Oma an der Ostsee sitz ich draußen im Garten
Streuselkuchen fressen, Kaffee saufen auf'm Rasen
Und der Flieder blüht - es ist ein herrlich schöner Sommer
Aber ich geh lieber ins Haus, bitte werd' nicht böse, Omma
Denn die gierigen Wespen lassen mein Essen nicht in Ruhe
Erst bleib ich zwar ruhig, doch dann testet mich die Hure
Das penetrante Vieh fliegt direkt in mein Colaglas
Schlecht wenn man kein Bock auf sowas hat, ist wenn die Oma sagt:
"Fuchtel nicht rum, die stechen nur, wenn man sie ärgert"
Alle gucken mich auf einmal an, als wäre ich ein perverser Tierquäler
Jetzt ist aber Schluss mit dem Gelaber, denn bevor sie an meinem Kuchen war, naschte sie Kadaver
Die gemeinen deutschen Wespen sind in meinen Augen Pennerbienen
Die ich mit der Gabel zerdrück und dann über den Teller zieh
Hol dir dein' Zucker an den Blüten oder stirb
Denn das ist unser Picknick und ich bin nicht dein Wirt
Wie ein behinderter Stubenhocker sitz' ich bockig in der Bude
Fliege mir nur hinterher, dann box ich dich, du Hure
Ich verfluch die Evolution, dass sie sowas wie dich geschaffen hat
Das einzig Gute ist, dass meine Oma was zu lachen hat
Du hast 'ne Taille wie ne Fotz' und ich schätze deine
An deinem Oberleib gut platzierten sechs Beine
Trotzdem hass ich dich, als wärst du die USABitte mach mal einer schnell weg, diese Hure da
Du hast 'ne Taille wie ne Fotz' und ich schätze deine
An deinem Oberleib gut platzierten sechs Beine
Trotzdem hass ich dich, als wärst du die USA
Bitte mach mal einer schnell weg, diese Hure da
Die Wespe halb vergessen, legte ich mich in den Garten
Eigentlich zum Lesen, dann überkam mich der Schlaf, denn
Das Buch war viel zu klug, der Müßiggang packte mich
Normalerweise seh' ich sofort Bilder einer nackten Bitch
Diesmal nicht mit einer hypnotischen Kreisbewegung
Setzt sich diese Wespe auf meinen Arm, was für 'ne Scheißbegegnung
Dacht' ich mir, doch ihre sexuelle Klangfarbe
Sorgt dafür, dass ich vor dieser Wespe keine Angst habe
Max, beruhig' dich, wir haben was gemeinsam
Wir könn' zur leichten Beute beide leider nicht Nein sagen
Die guten Menschen sind wie Bienen mit ihrem derben Fleisch
Stechen nur aus Notwehr - aber sterben gleich
Gott bestraft die Wesen, die so dumm sind, dass sie glauben
Du bist wie die Wespen und willst plündern und rauben
Du würdest keinen Honig machen, sondern lieber Bienen töten
Du bist eine miese Töle, die sich all die miesen schönen
Dinge einfach nimmt - wir sind uns sehr ähnlich
Deshalb macht es kein' Sinn, dass du uns Wespen ultraeklig
Findest - Das ist purer Selbsthass, wie whack
Und die dumme Fotze sticht in meinen Arm und fliegt weg
Du hast 'ne Taille wie ne Fotz' und ich schätze deine
An deinem Oberleib gut platzierten sechs Beine
Trotzdem hass ich dich, als wärst du die USA
Bitte mach mal einer schnell weg, diese Hure da
Du hast 'ne Taille wie ne Fotz' und ich schätze deine
An deinem Oberleib gut platzierten sechs Beine
Trotzdem hass ich dich, als wärst du die USA
Bitte mach mal einer schnell weg, diese Hure da
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