De professione faccio l'amatore.
Al mio distributore de passione,
sto' co' la pompa 'n mano pe' riempire
er serbatoio a le femmine ''n calore.
Eccome quà, sempre a disposizione,
so' molto conosciuto ner quartiere,
soddisfo tutte, senza distinzione,
so' bono, un missionario der piacere.
Molte fanciulle de primo pelo vengono da me a lezione
capita spesso, quanno parlo de sesso.
C'e 'n argomento che 'nteressa parecchio,
quello der cacchio!
Giacomo Casanova, ma chi era?
È stato 'na cosetta forse allora,
ar tempo in cui nun ero nato ancora.
Io so' tutto dell'amore,
mi sono laureato nei casini,
ormai non ho più niente da imparare,
me fanno ride le depravazioni.
D'Annunzio fece tutto quer casotto
per una sana cacatina ?n petto
Io quelle cose le facevo a scola
a dodicianni e a ogni ragazzina
le davo 'n po' de purga 'n'ora prima!
L'artri vicino a me nun so nessuno
io sono come 'n vibratore umano,
le donne le massacro in una notte,
belle, carine e pure quelle brutte.
C'hanno diritto tutte.
Io so' er distruttore della frigidità,
er nemico delle inibizioni.
Ho speso 'n patrimonio in raschiamenti,
so' conosciuto in ginecologia,
da me a lezione,
me sono affezionati tutti quanti,
sono er miglior cliente che ce sia
Sono er Dio der peccato.
Ho inventato l'orgasmo ripetuto,
quello co' l'ululato,
che a vorte può lasciare senza fiato,
l'amante impreparato.
Io so' l'autodidatta della scopata matta !
Una vorta porto a letto una signora
che non credeva a questa mia bravura,
metto nell'occhi tutto il mio mestiere
e lei comincia subito a tremare,
la spojo e la lavoro a modo mio
e dopo ?n pò la donna grida oddio!
Ti prego manda via gli amici tuoi!!!
Ma quali amici - le risponno io ...
prova a apri l'occhi e guarda, ?n c'è nessuno!
Lei obbedisce e sussurra - Sei uno schianto!
sei solo è vero, ma sembrate 'n cento! ...
De professione faccio l'amatore,
io sono un missionario der piacere!
So' nato pe' ?no scopo...
morirò mentre scopo...
Franco Califano (Rome, July 8, 1939 – Rome, August 14, 2013) was an Italian singer-songwriter and actor. Considered one of the most important songwriters in Italian music, Califano marked the musical scene of the 1960s and 1970s with his unique style that blended elements of rock, pop, and songwriting. Born in Rome to a modest family, Califano began his career as a singer in Roman clubs before being noticed by a record producer. His debut album came out in 1965 with the album "Franco Califano", which contained the song "Non ho paura". Califano achieved national success in the 1970s with songs like "Tutto resto e noia", "La mia casa è in cielo", "Neve, il cielo, l'immenso" and "Tac". Besides music, Califano acted in several films and television programs. Throughout his career, he collaborated with some of the greatest Italian musicians, including Lucio Battisti and Gino Paoli. His music was influenced by artists like Bob Dylan and Joan Baez. Califano was a controversial artist, known for his political and social positions. His music often addressed themes of protest and social denunciation. He died in Rome in 2013 at the age of 74.
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