Tous les c?urs se rallient à sa blanche cornette,
Si le chrétien succombe à son charme insidieux,
Le païen le plus sûr, l'athé' le plus honnête
Se laisseraient aller parfois à croire en Dieu.
Et les enfants de ch?ur font tinter leur sonnette...
Il paraît que, dessous sa cornette fatale
Qu'elle arbore à la messe avec tant de rigueur,
Cette petite s?ur cache, c'est un scandale!
Une queu' de cheval et des accroche-c?urs.
Et les enfants de ch?ur s'agitent dans les stalles...
Il paraît que, dessous son gros habit de bure,
Elle porte coquettement des bas de soi',
Festons, frivolités, fanfreluches, guipures,
Enfin tout ce qu'il faut pour que le diable y soit.
Et les enfants de ch?ur ont des pensées impures...
Il paraît que le soir, en voici bien d'une autre!
A l'heure où ses cons?urs sont sagement couché's
Ou débitent pieusement des patenôtres,
Elle se déshabille devant sa psyché.
Et les enfants de ch?ur ont la fièvre, les pauvres...
Il paraît qu'à loisir elle se mire nue,
De face, de profil, et même, hélas! de dos,
Après avoir, sans gêne, accroché sa tenue
Aux branches de la croix comme au portemanteau.
Chez les enfants de ch?ur le malin s'insinue...
Il paraît que, levant au ciel un ?il complice,
Ell' dit : "Bravo, Seigneur, c'est du joli travail! "
Puis qu'elle ajoute avec encor plus de malice :
"La cambrure des reins, ça, c'est une trouvaille! "
Et les enfants de ch?ur souffrent un vrai supplice...
Il paraît qu'à minuit, bonne mère, c'est pire :
On entend se mêler, dans d'étranges accords,
La voix énamouré' des anges qui soupirent
Et celle de la s?ur criant " Encor! Encor! "
Et les enfants de ch?ur, les malheureux, transpirent...
Et monsieur le curé, que ces bruits turlupinent,
Se dit avec raison que le brave Jésus
Avec sa tête, hélas! déjà chargé' d'épines,
N'a certes pas besoin d'autre chose dessus.
Et les enfants de ch?ur, branlant du chef, opinent...
Tout ça, c'est des faux bruits, des ragots, des sornettes,
De basses calomni's par Satan répandu's.
Pas plus d'accroche-c?urs sous la blanche cornette
Que de queu' de cheval, mais un crâne tondu.
Et les enfants de ch?ur en font, une binette...
Pas de troubles penchants dans ce c?ur rigoriste,
Sous cet austère habit pas de rubans suspects.
On ne verra jamais la corne au front du Christ,
Le veinard sur sa croix peut s'endormir en paix,
Et les enfants de ch?ur se masturber, tout tristes...
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