Au caf revait un lion
Devant sa consommation.
Il voit venir une abeille
Vetue d'un tailleur que raye
Le noir avec le soleil.
Une petite merveille.
Elle grsille, elle bourdonne
Avec l'accent de Narbonne
Et gentiment, elle butine
Un diabolo grenadine.
Ainsi revassait le lion
Devant sa consommation.
Il voit venir un moucheron
Vetu d'un complet marron
Avec des ailes sur le tronc
Et une mche sur le front
Qui grsille, qui zzaye
Avec l'accent de Marseille
Qui lui casse les oreilles
Et lui arrive l'orteil.
"H petit ! Je suis le lion.
Allez, va jouer au ballon.
Tu peux t'ponger le front
Avoir les jambes en coton.
Ici c'est moi le patron.
C'est moi qui donne le ton.
Tu zzayes, tu grsilles
Et tu tournes autour des filles.
Un conseil: tiens-toi tranquille
Ou tu vas t'asseoir sur le gril."
"T'es pais comme une fourmi
Et tu veux t'battre avec mi !
Allez ! Sois raisonnable ! Je suis trop fort.
Si tu t'en prends la pgre
Tu finiras dans l'vinaigre.
Allez ! Tiens-toi tranquille ! Sinon t'es mort."
Le lion n'a rien vu venir.
Le moucheron, sans prvenir
Lui a mis un coup d'saton
la pointe du menton.
Il n'en revient pas le lion !
Et ce n'est qu'un chantillon !
Un coup dans les testicules.
"Ca c'est de la part de Jules !
J'aime pas tell'ment qu'on m'bouscule
Quand j'me rince les mandibules."
Cette histoire est une fiction.
Moi, j'ai rencontr le lion.
J'lui ai mis, c'est ridicule
Un coup dans les testicules.
Il m'a dvor tout cru
Au beau milieu de la rue.
Je grsille, je zzaye
Et dans le dos j'ai des ailes.
J'ai l'ternit au ciel
Grce mon exploit d'la veille.
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