Well, the family drove in for the holidays
From three different timezones and five different states
And this Christmas is going to be
A nightmare
Well, my brother-in-law hit an 8-point buck
And threw it in the back of his truck
And told the children it was Rudolph
Now they're all cryin', he's just laughin'
My wife ran out and said, "What just happened?"
And I just went inside and poured some Smirnoff
'Cause we put up a tree, string up the lights
So much for silent night
Never mind the eggnog, pass me that fifth
Between now and New Year's Eve when these people finally leave
Me and that Christmas tree
We're both gonna be lit
Well, we ran out of Pepto and clean underwear
Diana cooked the turkey medium-rare
But I'll say this, for once it wasn't dry
Now we're handin' out gifts and it's gettin' romantic
Aunt Linda just got a handmade ceramic
Ashtray from Uncle Jay and it made her cry
We put up a tree, string up the lights
This time of year, there's nothin' like
The smell of pumpkin pie and cigarettes
Between now and New Year's Eve when these people finally leave
Me and that Christmas tree, the plastic nativity
And Aunt Linda's Camel are gonna be lit
There's always cases of COVID now
And cases of cold Natty Light
Someone always Ubers to Christmas Eve church
'Cause they're too tipsy to drive
When the sweet sounds of giggles and laughter
Turn into spoiled little screams
Every year, I am reminded
Why dry January's a thing
So much for silent night
It's the sound of little angels throwing fits
Between now and New Year's Eve when these people finally leave
Me and that Christmas tree
Oh, no, there's some bulbs burned out I see
But other than them, we are gonna be lit
Brad Douglas Paisley, born October 12, 1973, in Glen Dale, West Virginia, is an American country singer, songwriter, and guitarist widely regarded as one of the most talented of his generation. Paisley began playing guitar at the age of six and was raised in a family passionate about country music. He studied at Belmont University in Nashville, where he honed his musical skills. In 1999, he signed with Arista Records and released his self-titled debut album, which achieved significant success. Paisley is renowned for his virtuosic guitar technique, his traditional country songs with modern influences, and his songwriting talent. Among his most popular tracks are "Whiskey Lullaby", "Mud on the Tires", and "Then". He has won three Grammy Awards and numerous other accolades throughout his career. Paisley is also an active philanthropist and is involved in various social causes.
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