À 20 ans tu l'as fait
tu t'es présentée
sans penser que tu passerai
les qualifications
et puis tu t'es retrouvée
avec Geneviève de Fontenay
à la fête du boudin
dans tous les petits patelins
Un beau jour ton amoureux
a revendu les photos
de vos petits rodéos
à un mec d'Entrevue
Du coup tout le monde t'a vu
et pas que tes genoux
et la dame au chapeau
ça lui a pas plus
t'as brisé sa confiance
Miss France
À 50 ans tu l'a fait
depuis le temps que t'en rêvais
de t'enfiler des bières
pour les pisser debout
tu t'es fait opérer
par un vrai chirurgien
esthétique et honnête
qui sortait de prison
maintenant tu joues au foot
tu te laisse pousser le bouc
et tu dragues les gonzesses
aux terrasses des bistrots
Tous les soirs chez Michou
travestie en Geneviève
clubs et CE de France
viennent pour voir tes genoux
show biz et decadence
Miss trans
À 80 ans tu l'a fait
t'as quité ton quartier
pour un hospice pas cher
avec vue sur le cimetière
tu t'es refait tes copains
qui sentent bon le sapin
des copines aussi chiantes
qu'elles sont incontinentes
t'as gardé les photos
de la dame au chapeau
dans un coin de ta tête
encore deux trois paillettes
Non tu ne regrettes rien
même les humiliations
seul Patrick Sébastien
se souvient de ton nom
tu vieillis en silence
Miss rance
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