Mon Robert mon enfant il fait beau
C'est pour toi le temps des vacances
Ta valise est là mon angelot
Ta tata t'attend à Valence
Et c'est moi ta maman mon trésor
Moi qui t'accompagne à la gare
Y a des nouilles et une belle côte de porc
Dans ta p'tite galtouse de voyage
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Non non non j'irai pas chez ma tante
C'est pas beau et ça sent l'pipi d'chat
Cette vieille chouette qui boit que du tilleul-menthe
Et qui est rance comme un biscuit de soldat
Ça se voit bien qu'elle est moche elle ressemble à papa
Elle filerait les chocottes à Dracula
Mon Robert tu nous tues de chagrin
On a déjà perdu ton oncle
A qui tu répétais chaque matin
Tiens v'là le vieux satyre aux furoncles
C'était pas une raison pour fourrer
De la poudre à fusil dans sa pipeLes furoncles ont bien sûr éclaté
Mais ton oncle aussi le pauv' type
{Refrain:}
Non non non j'irai pas chez ma tante
J'ai la trouille quand je suis dans ses bras
Elle renifle elle transpire elle se gratte
Son dentier s'entrechoque j'ai les foies
La nuit sans sa moumoute et ses dents à la main
Elle filerait la colique à Frankenstein
Mon Robert mon bébé turbulent
Tu sais bien qu'ses dents ont pris le large
Lorsqu'elle tomba les fers en avant
De l'escalier où t'avais scié une marche
Si la pauvre femme a des faux cheveux
C'est que tu lui as dit viens qu'j'te parfume
Dans le shampooing au super t'as mis le feu
(Soi-disant) pour jouer au bonze qui fume
{Refrain:}
Non non non j'irai pas chez ma tante
Ah ça non alors j'irai pas chez la viocque
La dernière fois qu'j'y ai été elle m'a filé une avoine dis donc
Ah ça non alors parce que j'y avais fait un p'tit trou dans ses varices
Un p'tit trou avec une toute petite épingle de rien du tout juste pour rigoler
Ça a été ma fête hé oh la vache dis donc. Oh ben non alors...
Pierre Perret (born July 9, 1934 in Castelsarrasin, Tarn-et-Garonne) is a French singer and composer. Pierre Perret resides in the city of Nangis.
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