La vieille momie égyptienne,
C'était le clou du musée,
Elle n'avait pas l'air, l'ancienne,
De beaucoup s'y amuser.
Elle avait un air sévère
Et un pouvoir sans limites
Derrière les cloisons de verre
Qui la protégeaient des mites.
Si vous regardez la mort,
Elle peut vous jeter un sort.
On peut attraper un goitre,
Une queue ou un pied bot,
Sentir une bosse croitre
Et vous déformer le dos
Elle peut déplacer les meubles,
Tordre une barre en métal
Et se prom'ner dans l'immeuble
Sans sortir de son bocal.
La vieille momie égyptienne,
C'tait le clou des cauchemars.
Elle n'avait pas l'air l'ancienne
D'aimer tout ce tintamarre.
Elle avait un air sévère
La patience a des limites
Derrière les cloisons de verre
Qui vous protègent des mites.
Lorsqu'un latin on découvre
Qu'elle développe un champignon
Alors on l'envoie au Louvre
Pour étudier la question.
Le pied gauche et la colonne
Proviennent de la même personne,
Mais on apprend que le crâne
Était à une autre femme.
Les analyses convergent,
D'après sa physionomie,
C'est celui d'une concierge
Qui complète la momie.
Elle avait un air sévère
Et un pouvoir sans limites
Derrière les cloisons de verre
Qui la protégeait des mites
La vieille momie égyptienne
C'était le clou des cauchemars
Elle s'appelait Madame Lucienne
Elle était née à Clamart.
Thomas Fersen is a French singer-songwriter born in Paris in 1963. Considered one of the most original and poetic songwriters on the French music scene, Fersen stands out for his refined writing, evocative melodies, and use of unusual instruments. His musical genre is a blend of folk, chanson, jazz, and classical music, influenced by authors such as Jacques Brel, Serge Gainsbourg, and Leonard Cohen. Fersen has released numerous successful albums, including "L'Amour est un oiseau rebelle" (1996), "Le Grand Jeu" (2001) and "La Vie en rose" (2008). His most well-known songs include "Les Oiseaux", "Je ne suis pas un ange" and "La Chanson du vent". Fersen is also known for his theatrical performances, in which he combines music and acting with great skill.
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