Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Strophe 1:
Weihnachten fällt heute aus wegen mir ist Santa
Claus pleite!
Leute ich hab ihm den Sack geklaut!
Aus eurem Schornstein kommt heute nur heiße Luft
Eure Kinder wein heute gibt es kein Besuch!
Er ist jetzt arbeitslos guck mal der Weihnachtsmann!
ER steht jetzt am Schalter an beim Arbeitsamt!
Früher hatten die Kids mal zu ihm aufgeschaut!
Heute scheißen die Kids lieber einmal auf ihn rauf!
Refrain:
Kein Weihnachts fest weisst du weisst du was das heisst?
Dein Dein Weihnachtsfest es es ist im Arsch!
Dein Gottverdammter Feiertag... Kein Weihnachtsmann!
Kein Kein Weihnachtsmann Kein Weihnachtsfest Gott was für ein schwarzer Tag!
Strophe 2:
Guck mal da steht Santa an der Ecke im Tanga und macht auf mich den Eindruck eines Pedofilen Spanners!
Was muss passiert sein?
Denke mir der arme Mann!
Dei crack Pfeife in der Hand er ist total runtergekommn!
Sein weisser Bart ist so schwarz wie ein City Klo!
Freiher ficken ihn in den Arsch aufm City Klo!
Kinder fragen wo er wohnt
Ich sag aufm City KLo!
Er kam in unsre city und war nach 3 Tagen Tot!
Refrain:
Kein Weihnachts fest weisst du weisst du was das heisst?
Dein Dein Weihnachtsfest es es ist im Arsch!
Dein Gottverdammter Feiertag... Kein Weihnachtsmann!
Kein Kein Weihnachtsmann Kein Weihnachtsfest Gott was für ein schwarzer Tag!
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
Refrain:
Kein Weihnachts fest weisst du weisst du was das heisst?
Dein Dein Weihnachtsfest es es ist im Arsch!
Dein Gottverdammter Feiertag... Kein Weihnachtsmann!
Kein Kein Weihnachtsmann Kein Weihnachtsfest Gott was für ein schwarzer Tag!
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