Fatals Picards (Les)

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J'aimerais pas être déjà mort


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J'aimerais pas être déjà mort, c'était pas mieux avant.
J'aimerais pas être déjà mort,
ou alors y'a pas longtemps.

Paske le Moyen-Age, c'était un vrai carnage.
On mangeait salement, et pas de tickets restaurants.
L'économie c'était pas au point, ah pas comme maintenant.

L'argent existait pas encore, on devait en emprunter.
Avant qu'on puisse vraiment en avoir, ...

Même sous les Romains, c'était vraiment pas bien.
Y'avait que des films en noir et blanc, syle Gladiator.
Les séries américaines, n'existaient pas encore.

Dans La Guerre des Etoiles, y'avait, pas de vaisseaux ni d'action.
Pask'y connaissait à peine le Western, et pas la Science-Fiction.

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A la Sécu, y'avait pas tous les imprimés.
Gutemberg il avait pas encore inventé le papier.
Les coupons, les remboursements, ca prennait super longtemps.

Les cadres allaient à La Défense à pied, les informaticiens travaillaient sur des papiers.
Les ordis devaient être en bois, ou en contreplaqué.

A la Renaissance, y'avait pas de vacances.
Les congés payés, y z'étaient pas payés.

Aux bals du 14 juillet, on pouvait pas danser.
Les pompiers n'avaient pas assez d'argent, pour tout organiser.
Sans les feux d'artifices, les pompiers étaient pauvres (les pompiers étaient pauvres).

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J'aimerais pas être Pie XII, j'aime pas les R12.

J'aimerais pas être Henri IV, j'aime pas les R4.

J'aimerais pas être Louis XIV, j'aime pas les R14.

J'aimerais pas être Louis XVI, j'aime pas les R16.

J'aimerais pas être Louis I, j'aime pas les R1.

J'aimerais pas être Clovis, j'aime pas les R6.

J'aimerais pas être Louis 0, j'aime pas les Fuego.

J'aimerais pas être Charlemagne, j'aime pas les Safrane.

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The lyrics J'AIMERAIS PAS ÊTRE DÉJÀ MORT of FATALS PICARDS (LES) is also present in the album Picardia independenza (2005)

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