Ich bin ein Wunder Natur
von höchst athletischer Figur
und für mein Alter noch dazu intelligent.
Auch meine Physiognomie
erfreut sich höchster Sympathie
ich bin ein Mann, wie man ihn nur aus Filmen kennt.
Ich pflege mich stets mit der Frische von Lemonen
um meine herbe Männlichkeit noch zu betonen
Ich bin viel schöner als der ?Dean?
wisst's eh, der James, der aus dem Film
und trotzdem hab? ich bei den Frauen kan Erfolg.
Denn ich hab? Mundgeruch
das stört mich so, wenn ich bei Damen Anschluss such.
Ich hab? schon all's probiert
doch hab? ich bis jetzt noch kan Weg gefunden, der mich zum
Erfolge führt.
Bei mir hat alles keinen Sinn
nicht einmal Hexachlorophen
das Klumpert bleibt in seinen roten Streifen drin.
Ich tät so gern mit manchem schönen Mäderl knutschen
anstatt allanich dauernd, scharfe Zuckerln lutschen.
Was nützt an seine Männlichkeit
man ist gestraft für alle Zeitwenn ana so wie i aus seiner Pappn fäut.
Was nützen an die Körperformen von Adonis
wenn ana jeden Frau nach zwei Minuten schlecht is.
Ich kann's nicht ändern mit Gewalt
die letzte Möglichkeit bleibt halt
dass ich mein ganzes Leben lang die Goschn halt.
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