Mon hamster se prénomme cunnilingus
Et croyez le ou non
Mais ce gus à tendance à se prendre pour un homme
Je me demande comment il s'y prend
Qui viennent lui chuchoter
Cunnilingus mon amour
Elles s'éprennent de lui
Ca ne le surprend pas
Et elles se levet la nuit
Pour se faire parfumer
Entre leurs jolis doigts
Ah ce qu'il adore se pendre à ses barreaux
Pour faire croire qu'il est vraiment
Le grand roi des pectoraux
Le problème c'est qu'il voudrait qu'on l'aime
Comme s'il était vraiment un homme
A qui on chuchoterais
Cunnilingus mon amour
Elles se foutent de lui
Ca ne le surprend pas
Quand il danse la nuit
Comme s'il jouait sa vie
Entre leurs jolis doigts
Une nuit moi j'ai trop forcé la dose de parfum pour cunnilingus
Qui se prend de plus en plus pour un homme
Il se mit à lécher tout son corps
Pour se laver car vous savez
On est jamais trop coquet
Il se mit à danser
Ca ne nous surprend pas
Comme un grand possédé
Mais hélas ?
Son corps alcoolisé
S'est fracassé contre les barreaux de sa cage
Beaucoup de sang coulait de ses yeux
Et de son doux pelage encore tout bien parfumé
Une performance jamais égalée
Pas meme par Elvis presley
Michael Jackson peut aller se rhabiller
Va te rhabiller Micheal!
Oh aie aie aie aie aie
Mon hamster se prénommait Cunnilingus
Et croyez le ou non
Mais ce gus se prennait vraiment pour un homme
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