Ze was leuk, ze was lief en ze zag er flexie uit.
Ze was uitdagend ze was stoer, met haar sexy stemgeluid
Ze leek zo cool, ze leek zo wauw
Ze leek de ideale vrouw
Maar pas na drie weken samen
ja pas na drie weken samen
Kwam de aap uit de maumaumaumamaumaumaumaumaumaumaumamamau
Ja ik kon het van te voren toch niet ruiken
Op het net stond zij niet netjes gesorteerd
Op een website waar je automatisch word gewaarschuwd
Voordat je met z?on soort meisje iets geprobeerd
Maar wat deed ik, arme lieve jonge,
Ik trapte er met beide ballen in.
En zat na 2 hele leuke weken opeens met een heel ander vriendin
Wanneer gaan we nou samen iets leuks doen?
Vroeg ze om de 24 uur
Terwijl al mijn spaargeld spoorloos was verdwenen, sinds dat lange weekend aan de cote dazuur
Of ze wilde uren alleen maar met me praten over gevoelens en emoties van mekaar
En als ik dan een keer perongelijk een keer zat te gapen
Zei ze dat ik me nooit interesseer voor haar
Ze leek zo leuk ze leek zo lief, ze leek de ideale vrouw
Maar pas na drie weken samen
ja pas na drie weken samen
Kwam de aap uit de maumaumaumamaumaumaumaumaumaumaumamamau
Ja ik kon het toch van te voren niet ruiken
Nee zij had niet zon mooie sticker op haar jack
Met de tekst ?pas op ik ben een zeik wijf en na een maand zeik ik je stapelgek?
Dan zat ze soms de hele nacht te zieken over problemen die ze had met haar ex,
en als ik haar dan een keer een lief kusje wilden geven zei ze ?het draait bij jou alleen maar om de sex?
Ze lijken leuk ze lijken lief ze lijken de ideale vrouw
Maar pas na drie weken samen, of na 16 jaar samen, of na 40 jaar huwelijk
Kwam de aap uit de maumaumaumamaumaumaumaumaumaumaumamamaumaumaumaumaumaumamamaumaumaumaumaumaumamamau !!
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