Ian Dury

Ian Dury

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Billericay dickie


(spoken)good evening
I'm from
Essexin case you couldn't tellmy given name is
Dickie,
I come from
Billericayand
I'm doing very well had a love affair with
Ninain the back of my
Cortinaa seasoned up hyenacould not have been more obscenershe took me to the cleanersand other misdemeanoursbut
I got right up between herrum and her
Ribena well, you ask
Joyce and
Vickiif candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickieand
I'm doing very well
I bought a lot of brandywhen
I was courting
Sandytook eight to make her randyand all
I had was shandyanother thing with
Sandywhat often came in handywas passing her a 'Mandy'she didn't half go bandy so you ask
Joyce and
Vickiif
I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickieand
I'm doing very well
I'd rendezvous with
Janetquite near the
Isle of
Thanetshe looked more like a gannetshe wasn't half a prannether mother tried to ban ither father helped me plan itand when
I captured
Janetshe bruised her pomegranate so you ask
Joyce and
Vickiif
I ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickieand
I'm doing very well you should never hold a candleif you don't know where it's beenthe jackpot is in the handleon a normal fruit machine so you ask
Joyce and
Vickiwho's their brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickieand
I'm doing very well
I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblessekindly, charming shag from
Shoeburyness my given name is
Dickie
I come from
Billericay
I thought you'd never guess so you ask
Joyce and
Vickia pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky
I'm
Billericay
Dickieand
I'm doing very well oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couchwith a nice bit of posh from
Burnham-on-Crouch my given name is
Dickie,
I come from
Billericayand
I ain't a slouch so you ask
Joyce and
Vickiabout
Billericay
Dickie
I ain't an effin' thickyyou ask
Joyce and
Vickiand
I'm doing very well

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