Das ist die Geschichte von dem Baby Kitty Schmidt,einem süßen Wickelkind von einem Jahr.Das lag still in seinem Wagen,ließ sich windeln, füttern, tragen,bis zu jenem Tag als sein Geburtstag war.
Kittys Eltern tranken mit den Gästen abends Schnaps.Plötzlich wankte Tante Elli auf sie losund rief ?Bussi! Bussi! Schatzi!Kille! Kille! Schmatzi! Schmatzi!?Da warf Kitty ihr die Torte in den Schoß.Pfui! Igitt! Böses Baby Kitty Schmidt!Du! Du! Du! Nein! Nein!Ääääx! Baba! Kitty, Kitty nana!
Wirst du wohl ein braves Baby sein!
Alle pafften, Kitty kriegte kaum noch Luft.Plötzlich griff sie in den Aschenbecher rein
Zwei Zigarren die da lagen
Rutschten Papa in den Kragen.Da find Papa wie ein Löwe an zu schreien:
Pfui! Igitt! Böses Baby Kitty Schmidt!...Später dann beim tanzen wurde sie herumgereicht.
Ein Geschiebe, ein Gequieke und Geschubs.Tante Rosi rief: ?Hallochen!Jetzt beiß ich dir ins Popochen!?Da entließ das baby einen Donner-Pups.Pfui! Igitt! Böses Baby Kitty Schmidt!..Weil das Baby weinte, nahm der Opa seinen SchnapsUnd er sagte: ?Gluckiglucki! Feiner Saft! Denn dann schläft mein kleiner Hase!?Kitty griff nach seiner NaseUnd biss wütend da hinein mit ganzer Kraft.Pfui! Igitt! Böses Baby Kitty Schmidt!..Plötzlich lief das baby ganz alleine in den FlurSprang ganz lässig auf ein Skateboard und fuhr weg
Mama weinte, Papa schluckte, die Verwandtschaft aber guckte
Ganz verdutzt dem Baby nach, nein! So ein SchreckNach ner weile hielt es wieder ganz gekonnt vorm HausZehn Portionen Eis verteilte es geschwind
Wieder alle applaudierten, jubelten und gratuliertendiesem fabelhaften, lieben, süßen Kind.
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