"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school'svaledictorian."Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most peopleare intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it wastoo preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think hermaternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a womanher age, doesn't she?"
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommonfor male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of theirmaturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she giveseverybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feelspromiscuity is the only way to obtain it."[
Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzedall over it."[
Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainlydisturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome bythe monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'mind!"Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd andunusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be moreoverpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of thefood digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."[
Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubtconclusion."[
Buffoon walking away]"
I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a futurerondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."[
Buffoon continues to walk away]
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