Adam Sandler

Lyrics Cool guy 5 Adam Sandler

 961

Rate this lyrics:
Rating: 0.0/10 - Total rating: 0

Cool guy 5


-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-

smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket?

GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing.

like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.

GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?

SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.


GIRL #5:What's that?

SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.

GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that.

SEAN:You can?

GIRL #5:Mm-hmm.

SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.

-{police car pulls up-

SEAN:You got to be fucking with mind here.


GIRL #5:No, I'm not.

COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here.

-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-

SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?Fuck that shit.

GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.

SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!

-{cop throws sean in back of police car-

COP:Just get in the back, asshole.

GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick fuck.

SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!

PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-

SEAN:WHAT?!

PEEPER:Please, piss me.

SEAN:NO!!!

PEEPER:Just a tinkle.

SEAN:Fuck that, keep him away from me.

PEEPER:Urine.

SEAN:Keep this man away from me.

Thank you because you correct this lyrics
 

Leave a comment to the song

Related artists

News from the music's world

Brian May of Queen and His Connection with NASA

25/09/2023

In the realm of rock 'n' roll, there are few names as iconic as Queen, and within the Queen pantheon, Brian May stands out not only as a legendary guitarist but also as an astrophysicist with a profound connection to NASA.

Hip-Hop Turns 50: Celebrating Half a Century of Cultural Influence

12/09/2023

Hip-hop, one of the most influential cultural movements of the 20th and 21st centuries, has recently reached a significant milestone - it's turning 50 years old.

Coachella here we are


Coachella Festival 2022: here we are. In two days the doors of one of the most anticipated musical events of the year will open, even more so after the last two years in which for very obvious reasons the live music sector has suffered a very important setback.

Grammy 2022: the winners

05/04/2022

The 2022 Grammy Awards were the chronicle of an announced triumph: Jon Baptiste collected 11 nominations and won 5 Grammys, defeating all opponents. This was also the year of the very young Olivia Rodrigo, who managed to take home 3 Grammys, including the the best new artist.

"We" - The new album of Arcade Fire

22/03/2022

Here is finally some good news, the Arcade Fire have finally revealed the title and release date of their new album, 5 years after the last one. For the fan of the group it has been a time that seemed eternal,

"I know you know me" the masterpiece of Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger


Do we want to define "I know you know me" a masterpiece? Yes, without a shadow of a doubt for at least two reasons. The first and most evident are the artists who interpret it: Caroline Spence and Matt Berninger, second for the deep and poetic text.

Fugees cancel their Reunion

26/01/2022

My favorite group when I was just a teenager were the Fugees, thanks to them a certain curiosity about english language was born in me. I wanted to know and understand the lyrics of their songs, it wasn't enough for me to be carried away exclusively by their beautiful music.

When I'm gone the single by Alesso and Katy Perry

30/12/2021

Sweden and the United States are two countries far from each other, thousands of kilometers separate them, the language, culinary and sporting traditions, I don't feel so categorical about the landscapes, not knowing all of America there may be states that have the same reliefs of the country of northern Europe, but on one thing I am sure

The long-awaited collaboration between Rosalia and Oneohtrix

20/05/2021

It has been talked about for almost 3 years, rumored and it is hoped that sooner or later they will arrive at a collaboration, and now we are satisfied: the Catalan singer Rosalia and the American musician Oneohtrix finally announce the publication of a piece together!