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Django


[Couplet 1]
Sur la chatte à Catwoman, sur la chatte à Halle Berry
J'suis pas d'cette terre, j'suis pas d'ce monde negro, j'suis pas de ce pays
J'appelle un nettoyeur si tu veux me faire une crasse baby
Je risque de te la mettre au fond si tu veux faire une passe baby
J'suis pas le fils de Grace Kelly, mais j'suis le prince quand même
J'supporte pas les 'tasses pénibles, mais elle a des grosses fesses quand même
J'lui donne pas d'billets, negro, elle encaisse quand même
Elle arrête pas d'crier, mais negro j'la baise quand même
Who, on fait voler les billets, shoot dans la tête des négriers
Son prénom c'est Django (x2)

[Refrain]
Django mon négro, tu sais ce que t'as à faire
Shoot les négros qui s'mêlent de nos affaires
Les négros ont la haine quand ils voient la Rolex
Donc j'm'éloigne vite de tous ces res-noi malhonnêtes
Django, Django, Django, Django (x5)

[Couplet 2]
Sur la barbe à Saroumane, sur la barbe à Ben Laden
T'as vu ma chaîne en or, t'as rêvé que t'avais peut-être la même
J'suis dans ta tête mamen
Comme ta glande pinéale
J'sors, je vais prendre l'air, j'm'aligne avec 6 étoiles
Les intégristes d'internet veulent me faire des procès bidons
Ok t'as l'flow à 2
Pac, j'ai l'flow à Poséidon
Ayé, j'ai l'phone-tel de Ayem
J'veux un peu de piment dans ma vie, un peu d'ces Porshes Cayenne
J'swag comme trois Z dans une Z3, renoi, fais péter le poste avec
Tu peux parler des négros des jours entiers, j'm'en bat les couilles, j'vais tout rentrer et faire péter l'Europe avec
On est sur les nerfs
Shoot ! Quand j'repars, les bitches éclatent en sanglots
Pétasse insiste sur le "D" quand tu prononces Django

[Refrain]
Django mon négro, tu sais ce que t'as à faire
Shoot les négros qui s'mêlent de nos affaires
Les négros ont la haine quand ils voient la Rolex
Donc j'm'éloigne vite de tous ces res-noi malhonnêtes
Django, Django, Django, Django (x5)

[Couplet 3]
Donc t'nique ta race comme un Lannister
Mercredi aprem, j'invite ta petite soeur
On mange des glaces à l'eau, on joue à Twister
Et à plein d'jeux vidéos, négro
Les gars disent que j'veux rapper comme là-uice
Moi j'veux monter sur la-celle
J'suis à Ladurée, mange tes donuts, mange tes cornes de gazelles
J'veux un feat avec Rick Ross, un feat avec Rachel
Fait l'mojo du cinoche, le biff de la Sacem
Nigga, nigga paw!

[Refrain]
Django mon négro, tu sais ce que t'as à faire
Shoot les négros qui s'mêlent de nos affaires
Les négros ont la haine quand ils voient la Rolex
Donc j'm'éloigne vite de tous ces res-noi malhonnêtes
Django, Django, Django, Django (x5)

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A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.

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