Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics D'ye ken ted moult Half Man Half Biscuit

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D'ye ken ted moult


Our Ted it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?

No fears they'll last you for years our statistics prove it
And you'll pose when everyone knows it's you who sets the pace
On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and howl at yultide warnings
Insulation for the nation that's the one for me

No draft cos that would be daft a feather acknowledges Newton
And a ball and chain let loose on the pain can only smash your nerves
In the hibernating season pick the best it stands to reason
No complaing when it's raining thanks to Mr Moult.

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Biografia

Half Man Half Biscuit is a British rock band from Birkenhead, Merseyside. Active since the mid-1980s, the group is known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The band consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar) and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records. Half Man Half Biscuit's music is characterized by ironic and often self-deprecating lyrics that tackle everyday, social, and political issues with a humorous and biting approach. Some of their most representative songs include 'Joy Division', 'The Trumpeteer' and 'I'm Not a Doctor'.

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