So da bin ich
Guten Tag TanteGuten Tag! Na wie heißt du denn mein Junge?ElvisAHA AHA ! Gut und eh du hast Schwierigkeiten in der Schule?JA JADann steh mal bitte auf...laß sehn
Na was hängt denn da hmmmm?
Der Pillermann !Sitzen! Los du Schwein! Also paß mal auf mein Junge. Ich will dir nicht die Ohren lang ziehn
Aber wir wollen mal schau'n ob du etwas kannst.2X2?ähmhmhmhmääFALSCH!3X3?2FALSCH!1+5?5FALSCH!*klatsch*AHHH
H AHHHHHHHHDu brauchst gar nicht zu flennen! Du dreckiges Schwein ! Du bist immerhin von armen Eltern. Erziehung wird beieuch wohl gar nicht so groß geschrieben wassss !So Hände auf den Tisch! Zähle laut bis 2 !1....2Gut! Er kann es ! Er kann es !Was sind das für Ränder unter den Fingernägeln?öhSo...moment...dann hol ich jetzt den Onkel !öhhhAlexander Tetzlaff !!! Bitte kommen !!!Guten Tag !Guten Tag !Guten Tag Onkel !*hust* Das is der Junge?Dies ist der Junge!Ich!?Ja du mein Junge !Ich zieh mich zurück !Ja das ist gut so ! Auf wiederseh'n !So mein Junge !JA!Jetzt sind wir unter uns!JA!
Dann woll'n wa mal schau'n !Am besten is hier Haare schneiden! JA?JA!So! *schnipp*öhhhh AUA AUA...AUAhehehAUA ich werd dir helfen BürchenJA is besser!
Ja is besser, ne!
Ja! Wiederseh'nWiederseh'n
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