Bij ons op de fabriek maken we fricadellen
Van gemalen zwerfkatten met wat peper en wat zout
Die de snackbarhouder in de olie op moet bakken
Dan smaken ze beter, ze zijn niet zo lekker koud
's Morgens komt een wagen met kadavers
Die heeft de kattenlijkjes van de snelweg opgehaald
Die worden eerst geschoren en dan diepgevroren
Door monsters uit de anus, word de kwaliteit bepaald
Dan na een dag of drie, worden ze gemalen
Dan in de persmachine in grote getalen
En tot het verpakken is het een technisch spel
Eet smakelijk mevrouw meneer van uw fijne fricadel
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Fricadellen, fricadellen je kunt er elke dag wel twee bestellen
Je kunt er heerlijk van genieten als meid krijg je 'n snor
En als jongen krijg je tieten
Business is business van centen ben ik stuk
Laatst ging mijn zoon mee in produktie na een brommerongeluk
En om mijn dooie ouders heb ik nooit staan grienen
Begrafenis in stilte, in de machine
Ik ben nu druk contracten aan het sluiten
Het afval van de ziekenhuizen hebben we nu al
En zelfmoordenaars komen van buiten
Een duik in de kuip, wedden dat dat smaken zal
Voor dat soort mensen is alleen een lange lijst gemaakt
Of ze neit hebben gesnoven, omdat dat niet zo lekke rsmaakt
Of ze geen syfylus, dat ziektebeeld is raar
Want dan vallen automatisch de fricadellen uit elkaar
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Nederland eet smakelijk, nederland bonne apetit
Nederland gezondheid, nederland geniet
Van je franse frieten in het quick-quick restaurant
Ja halve batterijkip, zo lekker uit de hand
En vind je het niet lekker, nou ja dan heb je pech
Mar met zo'n pfffff, mayonaise he, krijg je het wel weg
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