Auf 'ner Party am letzten Samstag
stand ich wieder mal auf dem Platz.
Ich suchte einen nen Gegner,
bei dem man noch 'ne Chance hat.
Es war ein typisches Auswärtsspiel,
wie immer gegen den Abstieg.
Wie's nun schon seit Jahren
bei mir mit den Frauen geht.
Jedenfalls stand sie irgendwann vor mir,
Ich dachte: "Jetzt oder nie."
Ich ging sofort in die Offensive
doch ich kam nicht recht ins Spiel.
Ihre Abwehr stand viel zu gut für mich,
ich lief mehrmals hinten auf.
Sie liess mich hart im Abseits stehn,
ich stand ziemlich auf dem Schlauch.
Ich hab immer wieder über die Seiten versucht
in ihren Strafraum reinzukommen.
Mit leeren Sprüchen in den freien Raum
und dem gewissen Drang nach vorn.
Schliesslich habe ich sie müde gespielt
es war nur 'ne Frage der Zeit
ihren Abwehrriegel aufzubrechen
für 'ne Torschussgelegenheit.
Und dann kam wie aus dem Lehrbuch
mein tödlicher Freistosstrick,
zu Hause hundertmal im Training geübt
und souverän versenkt.
Doch ich bekam den Treffer später
am grünen Tisch aberkannt,
weil angeblich ein Faulspiel
mit reichlich Alkohol vorlag.
Heut geht's doch keinem mehr ums Schönspielen,
das ist schon lang nicht mehr gefragt,
hauptsache das Ding geht irgendwie rein
mit Brechstangen-Fussball.
Jedes Kreisligateam macht auf Champions-League,
wo bleibt hier das Niveau?
Den Spaß an diesen Gurkenspielen
habe ich längst verloren
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