Gandalf
Ey Bilbo ich hat letztens mal nen kleinen Geistesblitz
Wieso geht es in Mittelerde immer nur um Hobbits
Nen Ring ins Feuer schmeißen ey das kann doch nicht so schwer sein
Ich kämpfe gegen 1000 Orks und hau nen Balrog klein
Ich hab den längsten Bart
Ich kämpf am besten rette euch in jeder Schlacht den Arsch
Und zur Belohnung krieg ich nur ne blöde Nebenrolle
Ne kein Bock ab jetzt übernehm ich die Kontrolle
In der Hauptrolle
Mein eigener Kinofilm ja das wär der Hit hey, der Mega Hit hey
Scheiß auf den kleinen Hobbit
und tanz mit hey und tanz mit hey
Für 1000 Jahre bin ich doch noch ganzschön fit fit fit fit fit
Opa Gandalf Style
Wir gehn Steil!
Bart bart Bart Opa Gandalf style
Wir gehn Steil! Bart bart Bart Opa Gandalf style Heißes Teil Bart Bart Bart Opa Gandalf style
Eh- sexy Elbe bart bart Gandalf style Eh- wer hat den längsten? Bart, bart, bart, bart, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Mit meinen Skillz steck ich alle Magier in die Tasche
Selbst Dumbledore der Wannabe ist gegen mich ne Flasche
Mit meinen Zaubertricks mach ich hier jede Elbe Happy
Ey Komm mit in meinen Turm ich bin gern dein Sugar Daddy
Frodo
Ehrlich Gandalf deine Sprüche fucken mich grad ab!
Du weißt genau ich bin der Star und du spielst nur den alten Sack
Gandalf
Verpiss dich lieber kleiner Mann bevor ich mich vergesse
Sonst zauber ich dir gleich ein blaues Auge in die Fresse
Mein eigener Kinofilm ja das wär der hit hey, der Mega hit hey Scheiß auf den kleinen Hobbit
und tanz mit hey und tanz mit hey
Ich schleicht mich an ne Elbe ran und zieh am Slip
Elbe
Au au au au au
Gandalf
Sorry...
Das macht Gandalf Geil!
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