[Part 1: Fatoni]
Verdammte Scheiße, ich bin besser als ihr Prolls
Und brauch' kein Aggro-TV, um euch zu sagen, dass ihr die Fresse halten sollt!
Aber ey, alles ganz entspannt
Während ihr homophobe Scheiße redet
Küsst mein schwuler, bester Freund ein' ander'n Mann...
Und während euern behinderten Mist dann auf CD presst
Geh' ich zusamm' mit ihm zum Aidstest!
Mutterficker, ich bin ill ? und chill' auch gern in Bars mit Regenbogenfarben
Ich hör' Rapfans gerade denken: ?Kann er bitte mal ?no homo' sagen?!?
Aber den Gefallen kann ich euch nicht tun
Ich habe wirklich etwas anderes zu tun
Ich muss noch tausend YouTube-Konten erstellen
Damit eure Clips gleich tausend Dislikes mehr haben
Yeah, ein sehr sinnvolles Verfahren:
Ich allein im heiligen Krieg gegen die Dummheit und ihre Herrscharen
Doch in Wahrheit ist mir alles scheißegal;
Ich hock' den ganzen Tag beim Real vor'm Weinregal...
[Hook ("Halt die Fresse" Cuts)]
?Ihr guckt Aggro-TV - Halt die Fresse! Mein Name ist [zensiert]! Checkt Blockbuster BlokkBossTV... Hamburg, St. Pauli!?
? Halt die Fresse!
?Oh mein Gott, halt doch mal die Fresse, ey! Yo, [zensiert]? Ja... Ja, okay, sag' ich den Leuten. Leute, das war grad' der [zensiert], der sagt, dass Album kommt raus, ja? Also, haltet die Fresse!?
? Halt die Fresse!
[Part 2: Edgar Wasser]
Fühl dich frei, wenn ich flow', werden Zwangsjacken aufgetrennt
Und alle athletischen Psychopathen laufen weg!
Und alle unsportlichen Psychopathen bleiben da
Also, ich bleib' da - Hahahaha
Es ist der Edgar zu dem Wasser, sieh
Zu, wie ich ein paar Hipster ertränk' in 'ner Badewanne voller Bubble Tea!
Leute sagen, ich hätte gute Texte, doch was bitte
Soll das beweisen, außer eure fehlenden Ansprüche?
Ich kriech' durch den Beat, so als hätte ich
Gebrochene Beine, doch Krankenversicherung keine
Mutterficker, meine Reime geh'n
Locker von den Lippen wie Herpesübertragungen!
Wenn ich das Mic nehm', versammeln sich Journalisten, um
Mir zuzuhör'n, weil sie denken, ich wär Kim Jong Un
Aber ey, jede Presse ist gute Presse und deshalb steh'
Ich im Hintergrund bei Farid Bangs Halt die Fresse-Dreh!
[Hook ("Halt die Fresse" Cuts)]
?Yoyoyo, was geht ab? Es ist euer Boy, [zensiert] aka [zensiert]! Wir sind hier in Berlin im ?Lustgarten' und ihr seht Aggro-TV, Halt die Fresse!?
? Halt die Fresse!
?Herzlich Willkommen, ich bin's [zensiert], der Anti-Rapper. Ihr seid hier bei Aggro-TV, Halt die Fresse... Am 30. 3. kommt meine EP ?Verblendung', checkt des aus! Okay, let's go!?
? Halt die-
[Part 3: LUX]
2012, die Welt wird übernomm' dieses Jahr
Wir fliegen nicht mehr Economy Class, doch die Sonne wird schwarz! Haha!
Ich glaub' den Mayas mehr als dei'm Playmate-Kalender
Alle Faker und Blender und unser Erdball verbrenn' dann! Ist endkrass...
Das ist der positive Teil ?
Und dass ich auf mein' Style, Frisur und mein' Geruch auch endlich scheiß'!
Ich nutz' die Zeit, um mein' Arsch in der Presse zu zeigen
Und dann in die Aggro-TV-Cam ?Halt die Fresse!? zu schrei'n!
Nein, nein, ich steige lachend in die Rakete
Trinke an der Bar und flieg' am 20sten zum Mars!
Und du verzweifelst gerade, fängst an bei YouTube MP3's zu laden
Feierst Weihnachten in 'nem Leichenwagen, Mutterficker!
Von oben herab wie Bosse, die mit ihren Tippsen ficken
Winke-wink' ich aus dem Fenster, während ich im Sitzen pinkel';
Der letzte, warme Schauer prasselt auf euer Haupt ?
Das ist Gottes Strafe für die Erfindung von Aggro TV! Wow...
[Hook ("Halt die Fresse"-Cuts)]
?Aggro-TV, Halt die Fresse, [zensiert] ? hättet ihr nicht gedacht, oder? Weißt Bescheid, Dicker!?
? Halt die Fresse!
?Yeah, was geht ab? Mein Name ist [zensiert] und ihr hört gerade den Song ?Halt die Fresse', produziert von Cap Kendricks, featuring Fatoni, LUX...?
? Halt die Fresse!
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