OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and i know i'm alone,
Feeling kind'a horny
got a tingle in my bone
Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharron Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!
I go a little faster
and its feeling kind'a nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Woman moans*
I use some baby oil
or a lil' vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand
cuz' you don't know where its been
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Im do it in my car
while im driving down the street
One hand on the wheel
and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz im sticking to the seat
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan*
Since i was a kid
i have been a masturbator
choke the chicken
hold the knob
squezzing the tomato
I flip to miss November
Now im gonna take Raider
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Buffing the banana
Drain the lizard
shake and bake'em
Pounding on the flounder
and its maniaze i'm amakin
Spank the frank
wax the carrot
god my hand its aeching
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*everyone moans*
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Tom Green is a Canadian comedian and actor born in Pembroke, Ontario, on July 30, 1971. Known for his irreverent and often shocking brand of humor, he rose to fame in the 1990s with the television show "The Tom Green Show". The show, characterized by surreal sketches, improvised gags, and interactions with the public in public situations, gained a loyal following thanks to its originality and provocative approach. Green has also acted in films such as "Freddy Got Fingered" (2001) and "Road Trip" (2000), solidifying his image as a controversial and talented artist. Besides humor, Green has also dabbled in music, releasing albums like "Welcome to My World" (1997) and "Tom Green Live in Concert" (1998). Some of his most representative songs include "I'm Gonna Be Famous", "The Ballad of Tom Green", and "My Name Is Tom Green".
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