Jochem Myjer

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Ideale vrouw


Ze was zo leuk, ze was zo lief

En ze zag er flexie uit.

Ze was uitdagend ze was stoeeeeeer,

Met haar sexxi stemgeluid.

Ze leek zo cool, ze leek zo wouw.

Ze leek de IDEALE vrouw.

Maar pas na 3 weken samen.

Ja, pas na 3 weken samen kwam de aap uit de

mouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouw

Ja ik kon het van te voren toch niet ruiken.

nee,op het web stond zij niet netjes gesorteerd

Op een site waar je automatisch word gewaarschuwd, voor dat je met zo'n soort meisje iets probeert.

Dus wat deed die arme lieve jongen?

Ja, ik trapte er met beide ballen in.

En zat na 2 hele leuke weken ineens met een heel ander soort vriendin!

Waarneer gaan we samen nu iets leuks doen?

vroeg ze om de 24 uur!

Terwijl al mijn spaargeld spoorloos was verdwenen, sinds dat lange weekend aan de cold da zur.

Of ze wilde uren alleen maar met me praten,

Over gevoelens en emoties van mekaar.

En als ik dan 1 keer perongeluk zat te gapen zei ze,

Dat ik me nooit intreseer in haaar.

Ze leek zo leuk,ze leek zo lief.

Ze leek de IDEALEEEE vrouw.

maar pas na 3 weken samen, ja pas na 3 weken samen kwam de aap uit de:

Mouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouw

Ja, ik kon het van te voren toch niet ruiken.

Nee, zij had niet zo'n mooie sticker op haar jack.

Met de tekst ''pas op ik ben een zeikwijf, en na een maand zeur ik je stapel gek''.

Dan zat ze soms de hele nacht te zeiken.

Over problemen die ze had met haar ex,

En als ik haar dan 1 lief kusje wilde geven,

zei ze het draaid bij jou alleen maar om de SEX!!

ze lijken leuk, ze lijken lief.

Ze lijken de IDEALEEE vrouw.

Maar pas na 3 weken samen,

Of na 16 jaar samen,

Of na 40 jaar huwlijk,

komt de aap uit de...



mouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouwmouw

MOUW!

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Biografia

Jochem Myjer (born 1977) is a Dutch performer known for his work as both a musician and comedian. He is particularly acclaimed for his musical performances, which blend elements of electronic music, jazz, and world music. Myjer has released several studio albums, including "The Sound of Silence" (2004) and "Mysteries of the Universe" (2010), receiving recognition for his originality and musical creativity. Besides music, Myjer is also a talented comedian, with a career that has seen him perform in theatrical shows and Dutch television programs. His ability to blend humor and music makes him a unique and beloved artist.

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